Conspiracy theories

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in Conspiracy theories:

I don’t get it - what’s the conspiracy?

Yeah, it's a response to Ax's comment about weirdness.

[Doctor Phibes]

It's a conspiracy to hijack my perfectly good thread about conspiracy theories with yet more American political bollocks!

[Mik]

Do you think they conspired to do that?

[Doctor Phibes]

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer last week who had that sticker on his lens.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer

You're so gullible

[Renauda]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer last week who had that sticker on his lens.

I am sure that’s what he wanted you to believe.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Renauda said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer last week who had that sticker on his lens.

I am sure that’s what he wanted you to believe.

Probably.

His fingernails were painted red.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer

You're so gullible

I mean, the guy held onto my shoulder so that he wouldn't eat it on the cliffs while he was taking a picture of a heron so if he was fleecing me, well done indeed!

[Renauda]

You’ll never be the same, Aqua.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer

You're so gullible

I mean, the guy held onto my shoulder so that he wouldn't eat it on the cliffs while he was taking a picture of a heron so if he was fleecing me, well done indeed!

You didn’t notice him place the nanobots just below your ear then

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer

You're so gullible

I mean, the guy held onto my shoulder so that he wouldn't eat it on the cliffs while he was taking a picture of a heron so if he was fleecing me, well done indeed!

You didn’t notice him place the nanobots just below your ear then

Shit.

What do I do, do I wear copper headgear or something?!

[Renauda]

Non stick aluminum foil should suffice.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Renauda said in Conspiracy theories:

Non stick aluminum foil should suffice.

WikiHow delivers:
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Tin-Foil-Hat

[jon-nyc]

Wow. Even the non-conspiracies are conspiracies.

So, says Eric Weinstein, Biden’s not being seen in public for a while when he had Covid was actually a sophisticated psy-op designed to discredit conspiracy theorists.

[jon-nyc]

He’s not looking very good, btw. He’s only 58.