Actual conversation I had with an old customer today - (Politics related)
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X - "Hi Brad, this is _____________, remember me? I bought a Mason & Hamlin AA from you back in 2016."
Me - "Hi ___________, I sure do! I hope everything is going well for you, how can I be of service, today?"
X - "Would you guys be interested in selling the piano on consignment for me?"
Me - "We prefer to just purchase outright or take on trade-in. Why are you looking to sell? If you're thinking of downsizing, the instrument might be worth more as a trade than as a consignment."
Her - "I'm selling because Joe Fucking Biden is President, so I can't sell my house, and I need the money to help survive that bastard's last year in office."
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You should offer her special Donald Trump pricing on it - i.e. Tell her you'll give her $25K, then when it arrives tell her you can only manage $15K.
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There's a guy rides his bike up Route 1 near where I work with a massive 'FUCK JOE BIDEN' flag on it. He's been doing it for the last 3 years.
The fact that he's willing to ride his bike on Route 1 should tell you something about his sanity, however I bet he blames his lack of employment on the fact of his Presidency, rather than the fact that he hasn't had a haircut (or quite possibly bathed) in at least 3 years.
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What does Biden have to do with selling her house? She seems stable. I'm sure she needs the money, and I'm sure she didn't spend $60 on one of those Trump constitutio-bibles.
@89th said in Actual conversation I had with an old customer today - (Politics related):
What does Biden have to do with selling her house?
Lufins customer lives near the whitehouse.
Joe keeps knocking on her door looking for Doctor Jill.
Just hold his hand and help him walk home.
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Whistle past the graveyard.
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I have no intention to sell any house yet I get inundated by huge numbers of unsolicited calls/texts asking if I am interested in selling a house. Nay, "selling" a house is not a problem in this market; "buying" is.
@Axtremus said in Actual conversation I had with an old customer today - (Politics related):
I have no intention to sell any house yet I get inundated by huge numbers of unsolicited calls/texts asking if I am interested in selling a house. Nay, "selling" a house is not a problem in this market; "buying" is.
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Those companies are not buying anywhere close to a fair value.
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Many communities are setting up rules preventing selling to these types of businesses.
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