Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

@Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

Still don't get it. I'm stupid today.

https://genius.com/Christmas-songs-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-lyrics

[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 2]
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves and
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three french hens
Two turtle doves and
A partridge in a pear tree

taiwan_girl

@Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

@George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

??

I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.

Klaus

OK, I wouldn't have guessed that in a 100 years.

mark

Rainman

@taiwan_girl said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

@Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

@George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

??

I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.

No, it's funny because all the cute little doves and french hens and the rest were slaughtered and their guts blown to smithereens all over the place in a horrific bloody mess. It's beautiful imagery.
Now, THAT'S the funny, right?
(you're welcome, TG et al., glad I could help the foreign folks understand American xmas spirit).