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Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
    wrote on last edited by George K
    #55

    Not a meme, but it belongs here:


    What’s on your Xmas list?

    Here's mine. Just a few things:

    • pointed tool for piercing holes in leather
    • Harry Potter’s magical device made by Apple
    • a new dinner utensil
    • for my hand-arm joint to heal
    • a sheep for my wife.

    In other words…

    "Awl, iWand, Fork, Wrist, Missus’ Ewe"

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #56

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • MikM Away
        MikM Away
        Mik
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        #57

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        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • MikM Away
          MikM Away
          Mik
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          #58

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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          • George KG George K

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            KlausK Offline
            KlausK Offline
            Klaus
            wrote on last edited by
            #59

            @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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            ??

            George KG taiwan_girlT 2 Replies Last reply
            • KlausK Klaus

              @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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              ??

              George KG Offline
              George KG Offline
              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #60

              @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

              @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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              ??

              Cartridge on a bare tree.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • KlausK Offline
                KlausK Offline
                Klaus
                wrote on last edited by
                #61

                Still don't get it. I'm stupid today.

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                • KlausK Klaus

                  Still don't get it. I'm stupid today.

                  George KG Offline
                  George KG Offline
                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #62

                  @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                  Still don't get it. I'm stupid today.

                  https://genius.com/Christmas-songs-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-lyrics

                  [Verse 1]
                  On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
                  A partridge in a pear tree

                  [Verse 2]
                  On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
                  Two turtle doves and
                  A partridge in a pear tree

                  [Verse 3]
                  On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
                  Three french hens
                  Two turtle doves and
                  A partridge in a pear tree

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • KlausK Klaus

                    @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                    IMG_0119.JPG

                    ??

                    taiwan_girlT Offline
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                    taiwan_girl
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #63

                    @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                    @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                    IMG_0119.JPG

                    ??

                    I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.

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                    • KlausK Offline
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                      Klaus
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #64

                      OK, I wouldn't have guessed that in a 100 years.

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                      • markM Offline
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                        mark
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #65

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                        • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                          @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                          @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                          IMG_0119.JPG

                          ??

                          I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.

                          RainmanR Offline
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                          Rainman
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #66

                          @taiwan_girl said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                          @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                          @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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                          ??

                          I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.

                          No, it's funny because all the cute little doves and french hens and the rest were slaughtered and their guts blown to smithereens all over the place in a horrific bloody mess. It's beautiful imagery.
                          Now, THAT'S the funny, right?
                          (you're welcome, TG et al., glad I could help the foreign folks understand American xmas spirit).

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                          • jon-nycJ Offline
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #67

                            Mark that’s hilarious

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • MikM Away
                              MikM Away
                              Mik
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #68

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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                mark
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                                #69

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                                • KlausK Klaus

                                  OK, I wouldn't have guessed that in a 100 years.

                                  AxtremusA Away
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                                  Axtremus
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #70

                                  @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                                  OK, I wouldn't have guessed that in a 100 years.

                                  You can post some memes that reference German culture and chances are we won't be able to guess those too.

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                                  • MikM Mik

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    @Mik

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • George KG Offline
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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #72

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • George KG Offline
                                        George KG Offline
                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #73

                                        Yeah, I'll go there...

                                        You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf?"

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • MikM Away
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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #74

                                          😆 😆 😆

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                                          Your jokes make my heart flutter.

                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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