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Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early

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    George K
    wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 13:25 last edited by George K 12 Aug 2023, 13:25
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    Not a meme, but it belongs here:


    What’s on your Xmas list?

    Here's mine. Just a few things:

    • pointed tool for piercing holes in leather
    • Harry Potter’s magical device made by Apple
    • a new dinner utensil
    • for my hand-arm joint to heal
    • a sheep for my wife.

    In other words…

    "Awl, iWand, Fork, Wrist, Missus’ Ewe"

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 13:25 last edited by
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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Mik
        wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 13:51 last edited by
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        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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          Mik
          wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 15:04 last edited by
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          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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            8 Dec 2023, 13:25

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            Klaus
            wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 15:11 last edited by
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            @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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            ??

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            • K Klaus
              8 Dec 2023, 15:11

              @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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              ??

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              George K
              wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 15:27 last edited by
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              @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

              @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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              ??

              Cartridge on a bare tree.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Klaus
                wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 16:00 last edited by
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                Still don't get it. I'm stupid today.

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                • K Klaus
                  8 Dec 2023, 16:00

                  Still don't get it. I'm stupid today.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 16:29 last edited by
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                  @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                  Still don't get it. I'm stupid today.

                  https://genius.com/Christmas-songs-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-lyrics

                  [Verse 1]
                  On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
                  A partridge in a pear tree

                  [Verse 2]
                  On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
                  Two turtle doves and
                  A partridge in a pear tree

                  [Verse 3]
                  On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
                  Three french hens
                  Two turtle doves and
                  A partridge in a pear tree

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • K Klaus
                    8 Dec 2023, 15:11

                    @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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                    ??

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                    taiwan_girl
                    wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 16:51 last edited by
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                    @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                    @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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                    ??

                    I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.

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                      Klaus
                      wrote on 8 Dec 2023, 16:52 last edited by
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                      OK, I wouldn't have guessed that in a 100 years.

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                        mark
                        wrote on 9 Dec 2023, 14:21 last edited by
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                        • T taiwan_girl
                          8 Dec 2023, 16:51

                          @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                          @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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                          ??

                          I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.

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                          Rainman
                          wrote on 9 Dec 2023, 17:05 last edited by
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                          @taiwan_girl said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                          @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                          @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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                          ??

                          I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.

                          No, it's funny because all the cute little doves and french hens and the rest were slaughtered and their guts blown to smithereens all over the place in a horrific bloody mess. It's beautiful imagery.
                          Now, THAT'S the funny, right?
                          (you're welcome, TG et al., glad I could help the foreign folks understand American xmas spirit).

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 9 Dec 2023, 18:04 last edited by
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                            Mark that’s hilarious

                            Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                              Mik
                              wrote on 9 Dec 2023, 22:34 last edited by
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                              "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                mark
                                wrote on 9 Dec 2023, 22:44 last edited by
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                                • K Klaus
                                  8 Dec 2023, 16:52

                                  OK, I wouldn't have guessed that in a 100 years.

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                                  Axtremus
                                  wrote on 10 Dec 2023, 01:10 last edited by
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                                  @Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                                  OK, I wouldn't have guessed that in a 100 years.

                                  You can post some memes that reference German culture and chances are we won't be able to guess those too.

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                                    9 Dec 2023, 22:34

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 10 Dec 2023, 12:38 last edited by
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                                    @Mik

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                                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 10 Dec 2023, 13:05 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 10 Dec 2023, 18:37 last edited by
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                                        Yeah, I'll go there...

                                        You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf?"

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 10 Dec 2023, 18:50 last edited by
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                                          😆 😆 😆

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                                          Your jokes make my heart flutter.

                                          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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