Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early
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Not a meme, but it belongs here:
What’s on your Xmas list?
Here's mine. Just a few things:
- pointed tool for piercing holes in leather
- Harry Potter’s magical device made by Apple
- a new dinner utensil
- for my hand-arm joint to heal
- a sheep for my wife.
In other words…
"Awl, iWand, Fork, Wrist, Missus’ Ewe"
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@Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:
@George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:
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Cartridge on a bare tree.
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@Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:
Still don't get it. I'm stupid today.
https://genius.com/Christmas-songs-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-lyrics
[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree[Verse 2]
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves and
A partridge in a pear tree[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three french hens
Two turtle doves and
A partridge in a pear tree -
@Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:
@George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:
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I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.
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@taiwan_girl said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:
@Klaus said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:
@George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:
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I had the same question. Thanks @georg for making it clear.
No, it's funny because all the cute little doves and french hens and the rest were slaughtered and their guts blown to smithereens all over the place in a horrific bloody mess. It's beautiful imagery.
Now, THAT'S the funny, right?
(you're welcome, TG et al., glad I could help the foreign folks understand American xmas spirit).