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Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    Walking through a JC Penny, about 25 years ago, I overheard this conversation.

    "Look at this shit. It's not even fucking Halloween, and they have all this Christmas shit up already."

    He wasn't wrong, and you missed his wrath by 2 days.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
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      @Mik said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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      I get the context, who’s the girl?

      Only non-witches get due process.

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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        @Mik said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

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        I get the context, who’s the girl?

        CopperC Offline
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        #4

        @jon-nyc said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

        I get the context, who’s the girl?

        Some consider this video to be scary bad.

        Link to video

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        • MikM Offline
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          Mik
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          Quite rightly, too.

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          • CopperC Copper

            @jon-nyc said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

            I get the context, who’s the girl?

            Some consider this video to be scary bad.

            Link to video

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            jon-nyc
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            #6

            @Copper

            Ok now I totally get it.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • 89th8 Offline
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              @jon-nyc this isn't the first time you didn't know of Mariah Carey and/or her christmas song. You also didn't know who Matthew Perry was and you're from CENTRAL PERK new york!

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                @jon-nyc this isn't the first time you didn't know of Mariah Carey and/or her christmas song. You also didn't know who Matthew Perry was and you're from CENTRAL PERK new york!

                George KG Offline
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                George K
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                @89th said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                @jon-nyc this isn't the first time you didn't know of Mariah Carey and/or her christmas song. You also didn't know who Matthew Perry was and you're from CENTRAL PERK new york!

                @jon-nyc is our own pop cultural Philistine.

                (so much wrong in what I just wrote)

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Mik
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                  It’s a lot to unpack, yes.

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • CopperC Copper

                    @jon-nyc said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                    I get the context, who’s the girl?

                    Some consider this video to be scary bad.

                    Link to video

                    taiwan_girlT Offline
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                    taiwan_girl
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                    @Copper said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                    @jon-nyc said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                    I get the context, who’s the girl?

                    Some consider this video to be scary bad.

                    Link to video

                    A songwriter named Vince Vance is once again suing Mariah Carey over accusations that she stole her perennially-chart-topping “All I Want for Christmas is You” from his earlier song, a year after he dropped a previous lawsuit making the same allegations.

                    In a complaint filed Wednesday (Nov. 1) in Los Angeles federal court, Vance (real name Andy Stone) made the same basic accusations as he did in his last lawsuit: that Carey’s 1994 holiday blockbuster infringed the copyrights to his 1989 song of the exact same name. That’s no small claim: Carey’s “All I Want” has reached No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 during each of the past four holiday seasons.

                    https://www.billboard.com/business/legal/mariah-carey-sued-again-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-you-1235461667/

                    Here is his version

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                    Here is Vince Vance

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                      That guy should run for POTUS.

                      I was only joking

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                      • MikM Offline
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                        Mik
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                        He might. Vermin Supreme almost made it for the Libertarians.

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                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          George K
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • George KG George K

                            @89th said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                            @jon-nyc this isn't the first time you didn't know of Mariah Carey and/or her christmas song. You also didn't know who Matthew Perry was and you're from CENTRAL PERK new york!

                            @jon-nyc is our own pop cultural Philistine.

                            (so much wrong in what I just wrote)

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                            @George-K said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                            @89th said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                            @jon-nyc this isn't the first time you didn't know of Mariah Carey and/or her christmas song. You also didn't know who Matthew Perry was and you're from CENTRAL PERK new york!

                            @jon-nyc is our own pop cultural Philistine.

                            (so much wrong in what I just wrote)

                            @jon-nyc can be a better man if he watches more TV.

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                              Copper
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                              Link to video

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Link to video

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                                  @Copper said in Christmas meme thread..it’s not too early:

                                  Link to video

                                  I remember getting a detention and writing lines along with a half dozen other boys in grade 5 for changing the words to that song during a rehearsal for the school Xmas concert.

                                  We sang at the top of our lungs:

                                  Edelweiss, Edelweiss every morning you beat me…

                                  The teacher and girls in the class were appalled.

                                  To this day I still hear those lyrics whenever the song is played.

                                  Elbows up!

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        Link to video

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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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