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Change my mind

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    Screenshot 2023-05-16 at 9.04.02 AM.png

    I hate burgers that are so tall I can't bite it without shit falling all over the place

    .Screenshot 2023-05-16 at 9.06.26 AM.png

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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      Aqua Letifer
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      The maximum ratio is to have the burger be 75% as tall as it is wide. Any more than that and you're gambling.

      Please love yourself.

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      • MikM Offline
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        #3

        It should fit in your mouth without breaking your jaw.

        And, of course, a truly great burger is greater than the sum of its parts.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

          The maximum ratio is to have the burger be 75% as tall as it is wide. Any more than that and you're gambling.

          George KG Offline
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          George K
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          @Aqua-Letifer said in Change my mind:

          The maximum ratio is to have the burger be 75% as tall as it is wide. Any more than that and you're gambling.

          You're talking about the whole burger - bun, toppings, etc, right?

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG George K

            @Aqua-Letifer said in Change my mind:

            The maximum ratio is to have the burger be 75% as tall as it is wide. Any more than that and you're gambling.

            You're talking about the whole burger - bun, toppings, etc, right?

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            Aqua Letifer
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            @George-K said in Change my mind:

            @Aqua-Letifer said in Change my mind:

            The maximum ratio is to have the burger be 75% as tall as it is wide. Any more than that and you're gambling.

            You're talking about the whole burger - bun, toppings, etc, right?

            Yeah. Total, aggregate height and width.

            Please love yourself.

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            • 89th8 Offline
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              89th
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              Agreed, the photo above is a 1:1 ratio... a square. Unacceptable. And yes, some burgers come in even taller.

              I agree with @Aqua-Letifer that the max height should be 75% of the width. Personally, I like a good 62.5% height, and will go as low as a 50% height, except on road trips where I'll scarf down McDonalds cheeseburgers which are like a 25% ratio. Crazy, except on road trips.

              For evidence:

              983ed07c-070f-47ac-81d7-0e3bd86ef558-image.png

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              • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                Let the blathering and nitpicking begin.

                I was only joking

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                • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                  Let the blathering and nitpicking begin.

                  George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  @Doctor-Phibes said in Change my mind:

                  Let the blathering and nitpicking begin.

                  Screenshot 2023-05-16 at 10.22.41 AM.png

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • MikM Mik

                    It should fit in your mouth without breaking your jaw.

                    And, of course, a truly great burger is greater than the sum of its parts.

                    AxtremusA Away
                    AxtremusA Away
                    Axtremus
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                    @Mik said in Change my mind:

                    It should fit in your mouth without breaking your jaw.

                    Just make it bite sized, like dim sum.

                    ... greater than the sum of its parts.

                    I'm suspicious, that seems to break the conservation law. 🤔

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