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  • Doctor PhibesD Online
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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on last edited by Doctor Phibes
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    The wind's blowing up a real storm today - About 20 minutes ago I heard a big crash, and our two wheelie-bins had blown over.

    I went outside to fix them, and was moving one around to the side of the house. A massive gust of wind blew the lid up - smacked me right in the nose. Blood everywhere. It doesn't appear to be broken (the nose, not the bin lid), but it hurts like a bastard. At least it's still straight. I had visions of looking like Owen Wilson.

    I was only joking

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      Horace
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      #2

      All your bragging about "leaving the house sometimes", and look what it gets you.

      Education is extremely important.

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        89th
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        Comedy? I guess I did see the punch line.

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          Ugh. Noses do tend to bleed, don't they?

          Glad you're (basically) OK.

          Did Mrs. Phibes at least get a chuckle out of it?

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • JollyJ Offline
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            Jolly
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            I've had a broken nose that my wife gave me. Other than the deviated septum, it's not bad.

            You'll be fine.

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • George KG George K

              Ugh. Noses do tend to bleed, don't they?

              Glad you're (basically) OK.

              Did Mrs. Phibes at least get a chuckle out of it?

              Doctor PhibesD Online
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              Doctor Phibes
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              #6

              @George-K said in Comedy accident:

              Ugh. Noses do tend to bleed, don't they?

              Glad you're (basically) OK.

              Did Mrs. Phibes at least get a chuckle out of it?

              She didn't appreciate the blood I trailed into the house, but it seems to have washed out ok. My son thought it was hilarious, so unlike me he won't be getting any alcohol this evening.

              The nose has swollen up a bit at the top, but is ok apart from a bit of bleeding.

              All I can say is that it's a good job I'm so stoic.

              I was only joking

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              • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                @George-K said in Comedy accident:

                Ugh. Noses do tend to bleed, don't they?

                Glad you're (basically) OK.

                Did Mrs. Phibes at least get a chuckle out of it?

                She didn't appreciate the blood I trailed into the house, but it seems to have washed out ok. My son thought it was hilarious, so unlike me he won't be getting any alcohol this evening.

                The nose has swollen up a bit at the top, but is ok apart from a bit of bleeding.

                All I can say is that it's a good job I'm so stoic.

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                Aqua Letifer
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                @Doctor-Phibes said in Comedy accident:

                @George-K said in Comedy accident:

                Ugh. Noses do tend to bleed, don't they?

                Glad you're (basically) OK.

                Did Mrs. Phibes at least get a chuckle out of it?

                She didn't appreciate the blood I trailed into the house, but it seems to have washed out ok. My son thought it was hilarious, so unlike me he won't be getting any alcohol this evening.

                The nose has swollen up a bit at the top, but is ok apart from a bit of bleeding.

                All I can say is that it's a good job I'm so stoic.

                Should've milked the ailments for a ticket on the Early Happy-Hour Express.

                Please love yourself.

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                • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                  The wind's blowing up a real storm today - About 20 minutes ago I heard a big crash, and our two wheelie-bins had blown over.

                  I went outside to fix them, and was moving one around to the side of the house. A massive gust of wind blew the lid up - smacked me right in the nose. Blood everywhere. It doesn't appear to be broken (the nose, not the bin lid), but it hurts like a bastard. At least it's still straight. I had visions of looking like Owen Wilson.

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                  Renauda
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                  @Doctor-Phibes

                  I hate it when winds cause things to fly out of place and make noise. Hate it more when they make noise and cause injury.

                  I commiserate and empathise with you. Today whilst blowing snow from my back patio with the jet engine leaf blower, a snow shovel took wings and smite me most vicious.

                  Elbows up!

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                    Jolly
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                    #9

                    God is always in the details. 😜

                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                    • JollyJ Jolly

                      God is always in the details. 😜

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                      Renauda
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                      #10

                      @Jolly

                      Not at all. I ought to have moved the shovel away from the wall before setting the leaf blower at it.

                      Elbows up!

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                      • JollyJ Jolly

                        God is always in the details. 😜

                        Doctor PhibesD Online
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                        Doctor Phibes
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                        #11

                        @Jolly said in Comedy accident:

                        God is always in the details. 😜

                        I think it might have been the other fella hiding in my bin.

                        I was only joking

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                          Hey, Phibes . . . how's the schnozz this morning?

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                          • Catseye3C Catseye3

                            Hey, Phibes . . . how's the schnozz this morning?

                            Doctor PhibesD Online
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                            Doctor Phibes
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                            #13

                            @Catseye3 said in Comedy accident:

                            Hey, Phibes . . . how's the schnozz this morning?

                            A bit sore - I woke up with a streaming left eye at 3am this morning, which could be a side effect of the clout, or could be because it's so dry - it was about -10 degrees this morning. My nose has been streaming all morning, but at least it's not bleeding any more.

                            However, mustn't grumble. I'm going saxophone shopping in 15 minutes....

                            I was only joking

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                              @Doctor-Phibes I was laughing and feeling sorry for you all at the same time. 555

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