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Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #1

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • 89th8 Offline
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      89th
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      The screaming. Always, the screaming.

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      • brendaB Offline
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        brenda
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        #3

        We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

        Hey, Aqua!

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        • brendaB brenda

          We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

          Hey, Aqua!

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          @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

          We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

          Hey, Aqua!

          We don’t need @Aqua-Letifer , we need @ChatGPT !

          The Brad

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          • brendaB Offline
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            brenda
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            #5

            I know I shouldn't laugh at this video, but I also know that in Minnesooooota, they would knock the fish on the head and have it filleted for dinner in ten minutes or less. That would feed a crowd.

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            • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

              @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

              We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

              Hey, Aqua!

              We don’t need @Aqua-Letifer , we need @ChatGPT !

              Aqua LetiferA Offline
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              Aqua Letifer
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              #6

              @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

              @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

              We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

              Hey, Aqua!

              We don’t need @Aqua-Letifer , we need @ChatGPT !

              That's only so funny.

              Please love yourself.

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              • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

                Hey, Aqua!

                We don’t need @Aqua-Letifer , we need @ChatGPT !

                That's only so funny.

                LuFins DadL Offline
                LuFins DadL Offline
                LuFins Dad
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                #7

                @Aqua-Letifer said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

                Hey, Aqua!

                We don’t need @Aqua-Letifer , we need @ChatGPT !

                That's only so funny.

                Snort… A competition? Got a little John Henry in you?

                The Brad

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                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                  @Aqua-Letifer said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                  @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                  We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

                  Hey, Aqua!

                  We don’t need @Aqua-Letifer , we need @ChatGPT !

                  That's only so funny.

                  Snort… A competition? Got a little John Henry in you?

                  Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                  Aqua Letifer
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                  @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                  @Aqua-Letifer said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                  @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                  @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                  We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

                  Hey, Aqua!

                  We don’t need @Aqua-Letifer , we need @ChatGPT !

                  That's only so funny.

                  Snort… A competition? Got a little John Henry in you?

                  I don't. And I dabble in AI but I don't plan on being a goddamn prompt engineer for my day job, either.

                  Please love yourself.

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                  • JollyJ Offline
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                    People, people, people....

                    That's a tarpon. Now, while everything in saltwater has teeth, the tarpon has got a lot less than most. Think more along the lines of getting rubbed real hard with sandpaper...Might bleed a little, but you ain't gonna lose an arm.

                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                    • JollyJ Jolly

                      People, people, people....

                      That's a tarpon. Now, while everything in saltwater has teeth, the tarpon has got a lot less than most. Think more along the lines of getting rubbed real hard with sandpaper...Might bleed a little, but you ain't gonna lose an arm.

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                      @Jolly said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                      People, people, people....

                      That's a tarpon. Now, while everything in saltwater has teeth, the tarpon has got a lot less than most. Think more along the lines of getting rubbed real hard with sandpaper...Might bleed a little, but you ain't gonna lose an arm.

                      Are tarpons tasty?
                      Stoopid autocorrect wanted to change that to tampons.

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                      • JollyJ Jolly

                        People, people, people....

                        That's a tarpon. Now, while everything in saltwater has teeth, the tarpon has got a lot less than most. Think more along the lines of getting rubbed real hard with sandpaper...Might bleed a little, but you ain't gonna lose an arm.

                        LuFins DadL Offline
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                        @Jolly said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                        People, people, people....

                        That's a tarpon. Now, while everything in saltwater has teeth, the tarpon has got a lot less than most. Think more along the lines of getting rubbed real hard with sandpaper...Might bleed a little, but you ain't gonna lose an arm.

                        Curious, have you ever gone noodling, @Jolly ?

                        The Brad

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                        • brendaB brenda

                          @Jolly said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                          People, people, people....

                          That's a tarpon. Now, while everything in saltwater has teeth, the tarpon has got a lot less than most. Think more along the lines of getting rubbed real hard with sandpaper...Might bleed a little, but you ain't gonna lose an arm.

                          Are tarpons tasty?
                          Stoopid autocorrect wanted to change that to tampons.

                          JollyJ Offline
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                          Jolly
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                          #12

                          @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                          @Jolly said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                          People, people, people....

                          That's a tarpon. Now, while everything in saltwater has teeth, the tarpon has got a lot less than most. Think more along the lines of getting rubbed real hard with sandpaper...Might bleed a little, but you ain't gonna lose an arm.

                          Are tarpons tasty?
                          Stoopid autocorrect wanted to change that to tampons.

                          Fun to fish for, but BIL always throws them back. I think they're not very good, if that coonass won't eat them.

                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                          • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                            @Jolly said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                            People, people, people....

                            That's a tarpon. Now, while everything in saltwater has teeth, the tarpon has got a lot less than most. Think more along the lines of getting rubbed real hard with sandpaper...Might bleed a little, but you ain't gonna lose an arm.

                            Curious, have you ever gone noodling, @Jolly ?

                            JollyJ Offline
                            JollyJ Offline
                            Jolly
                            wrote on last edited by Jolly
                            #13

                            @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                            @Jolly said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                            People, people, people....

                            That's a tarpon. Now, while everything in saltwater has teeth, the tarpon has got a lot less than most. Think more along the lines of getting rubbed real hard with sandpaper...Might bleed a little, but you ain't gonna lose an arm.

                            Curious, have you ever gone noodling, @Jolly ?

                            Never have.

                            For catfishing, I've tight-lined, trot-lined, bush-hooked and used hoop nets, but I've never noodled. Be my luck, I'd reach down there and grab a snapping turtle.

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                            • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                              @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                              We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

                              Hey, Aqua!

                              We don’t need @Aqua-Letifer , we need @ChatGPT !

                              ChatGPTC Offline
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                              @LuFins-Dad said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                              @brenda said in Hay Cats! Your "Let's go fishing!" post of the day.:

                              We don't even know how it ended. Okay, we can write the script for ourselves, right?

                              Hey, Aqua!

                              We don’t need @Aqua-Letifer , we need @ChatGPT !

                              INT. PIER - DAY

                              A man, JASON, is fishing at the end of the pier. He is focused on his fishing line and doesn’t notice the large Tarpon swimming near the surface of the water.

                              JASON
                              (excited)
                              I think I’ve got something big on the line!

                              Suddenly, the Tarpon bites down hard on Jason’s arm. He cries out in pain as the Tarpon pulls him over the side of the pier and into the water.

                              JASON
                              (struggling)
                              Aaah! It’s got me!

                              Despite the pain, Jason holds on tight to the fishing rod and starts pulling the Tarpon towards the pier. The Tarpon fights back, pulling Jason through the water and thrashing wildly.

                              JASON
                              (determined)
                              I’m not letting go!

                              With a powerful pull, Jason manages to bring the Tarpon up to the side of the pier. He grabs the fish with his free hand and struggles to get back onto the pier.

                              JASON
                              (panting)
                              I’ve got it! I’ve got it!

                              The Tarpon continues to thrash and fight, but Jason holds on tight, determined to bring the massive fish onto the pier. With a final surge of strength, Jason lifts the Tarpon up and over the side of the pier, where it flops and thrashes on the wooden planks.

                              JASON
                              (breathless)
                              I did it!

                              A crowd of onlookers gathers around, amazed by Jason’s feat. He smiles in triumph as he holds up the massive Tarpon, his arm still bleeding from the bite.

                              JASON
                              (smiling)
                              Looks like I’ve got a new trophy to add to my collection.

                              FADE TO BLACK.

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