Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter
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In my experience there are often executives in charge of a big program and they are the ones that often have to wrestle it to the ground and are heavily involved and have the political power to remove obstacles.
Then there are “project management office” types that run around with gant charts and spreadsheets and ask people when their milestone will be met.
There are a lot more of the latter than the former.
A colleague of mine used to call them project management bunnies. That was politically incorrect even then.
@jon-nyc said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:
In my experience there are often executives in charge of a big program and they are the ones that often have to wrestle it to the ground and are heavily involved and have the political power to remove obstacles.
Then there are “project management office” types that run around with gant charts and spreadsheets and ask people when their milestone will be met.
There are a lot more of the latter than the former.
A colleague of mine used to call them project management bunnies. That was politically incorrect even then.
There is a certain correlation with genetic phenotype which is difficult not to notice.
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From: Elon Musk
To: Team [at Twitter]
Subj. A Fork in the Road
Date: Nov. 16, 2022 [time stamp removed]Going forward, to build a breakthrough Twitter 2.0 and succeed in an increasingly competitive world, we will need to be extremely hardcore. This will mean working long hours at high intensity. Only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade.
Twitter will also be much more engineering-driven. Design and product management will still be very important and report to me, but those writing great code will constitute the majority of our team and have the greatest sway.
At its heart, Twitter is a software and servers company, so l think this makes sense.
If you are sure that you want to be part of the new Twitter, please click yes on the link below:
[Link removed]
Anyone who has not done so by 5pm ET tomorrow (Thursday) will receive three months of severance.
Whatever decision you make, thank you for your efforts to make Twitter successful.
Elon
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Yes, I would have loved that when I was younger.
The key is that Mr. Musk must follow through and compensate those who earn it.
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At no point in my career would I have reacted to that in a positive way.
Massively rich d-bag asks me to give up my private life so he can make even more obscene amounts money in the hope of a yet-to-be-specified reward of some sort?
How does 'fuck off, Elon' grab you?
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@Copper said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:
The key is that Mr. Musk must follow through and compensate those who earn it.
There is nothing to follow through. Musk has not promise any compensation to be earned.
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OK, if you were the owner of a business whose employees said this type of stuff about you, why would you even think about keeping them on?
Their thoughts may or may not be justified, and they may or may not be right.
But, if it were my business, I'd think long and hard whether their worth to the business justifies keeping them on after this kind of stuff.
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I fail to see the problem with taking the internet's nastiest dumpster and setting it on fire to sanitize it some.
Please love yourself.
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I fail to see the problem with taking the internet's nastiest dumpster and setting it on fire to sanitize it some.
@Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:
I fail to see the problem with taking the internet's nastiest dumpster and setting it on fire to sanitize it some.
Didn’t you say it wasn’t actually that bad a couple of months ago?
I was only joking
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:
I fail to see the problem with taking the internet's nastiest dumpster and setting it on fire to sanitize it some.
Didn’t you say it wasn’t actually that bad a couple of months ago?
@Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:
I fail to see the problem with taking the internet's nastiest dumpster and setting it on fire to sanitize it some.
Didn’t you say it wasn’t actually that bad a couple of months ago?
My own corner of it isn't that bad.
"See? Ignore the rusty corners, leaky effluent and the hot garbage & shit smell from the wino in the corner, you can still read the 1-800 number on the back. The dumpster's fine, just fine!"
