Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage

[Aqua Letifer]

Fuck. Crazy bastard already eats only hard-boiled eggs in restaurants because he's paranoid about food tampering from nutters. This isn't going to help.

[Catseye3]

Great, just great. Are we in for a rash of attacks on stage performers now?

I hesitate to ask are we really that crazy, because I'm afraid to know the answer.

[kluurs]

Apparently, security and some other friends of Chappell "started “kicking and punching” the suspect in an assault that went on for several minutes." Hopefully, at some point during the beating the suspect recognized his poor judgment in attacking Chappell.

ADD: "she saw the suspect being loaded into an ambulance after the show. She said he appeared to have been badly beaten."

[Mik]

Hopefully that will get around and the attacks will cease.

[89th]

@kluurs said in Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage:

Apparently, security and some other friends of Chappell "started “kicking and punching” the suspect in an assault that went on for several minutes." Hopefully, at some point during the beating the suspect recognized his poor judgment in attacking Chappell.

ADD: "she saw the suspect being loaded into an ambulance after the show. She said he appeared to have been badly beaten."

Yeah I believe multiple bones were broken

[Catseye3]

@89th So that pretty much also makes Chappell's "security team" residents of Crazytown, doesn't it?

[Horace]

@Catseye3 said in Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage:

@89th So that pretty much also makes Chappell's "security team" residents of Crazytown, doesn't it?

His security team were all laughing about the attack, till Jada Pinckett raised her eyebrow at them.

[Doctor Phibes]

Oh great, beating the shit out of somebody is really going to help calm things down.

WTF is wrong with people?

[Jolly]

@89th said in Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage:

@kluurs said in Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage:

Apparently, security and some other friends of Chappell "started “kicking and punching” the suspect in an assault that went on for several minutes." Hopefully, at some point during the beating the suspect recognized his poor judgment in attacking Chappell.

ADD: "she saw the suspect being loaded into an ambulance after the show. She said he appeared to have been badly beaten."

Yeah I believe multiple bones were broken

Good.

Hope one of them was his jaw. Nothing gets your attention like having your jaw wired.

[LuFins Dad]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage:

Oh great, beating the shit out of somebody is really going to help calm things down.

WTF is wrong with people?

The guy had a gun/knife thing…

[jon-nyc]

@kluurs said in Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage:

Apparently, security and some other friends of Chappell "started “kicking and punching” the suspect in an assault that went on for several minutes." Hopefully, at some point during the beating the suspect recognized his poor judgment in attacking Chappell.

ADD: "she saw the suspect being loaded into an ambulance after the show. She said he appeared to have been badly beaten."

That’s unfortunate. It’s going to cost Dave quite a bit of money.

[Jolly]

Depends.

Depends on the laws of the state and if the attacker had a deadly weapon in his possession.

[Mik]

And if he continued to struggle.

[jon-nyc]

@Mik said in Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage:

And if he continued to struggle.

How is that relevant? This wasn’t an arrest.

[Mik]

What do you suggest they do with a guy and his deadly weapons if he continues to fight?

[jon-nyc]

If there’s a group of people beating him I would interpret struggling as trying to get away.

[Horace]

@jon-nyc said in Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage:

If there’s a grouping people beating him I would interpret struggling as trying to get away.

Objection, calls for speculation.

Man, am I learning a lot from the Depp/Heard trial.

[Catseye3]

Well-trained security people would in all probability be well equipped to disarm an ordinary guy of deadly weapons. Deadly weapons are only as deadly as their users are able to utilize them.

If you hire a bunch of thugs because you get your info from, I don't know, comic books, then you get what you got here. Lots of bloodshed and pain, very little efficiency.

I redd a little bit on Krav Maga recently; man, there's an awesome system.

[jon-nyc]

The story sounded like it wasn’t just professional security beating him.

[Aqua Letifer]

@catseye3 said in Dave Chappell Attacked On Stage:

Well-trained security people would in all probability be well equipped to disarm an ordinary guy of deadly weapons. Deadly weapons are only as deadly as their users are able to utilize them.

Any time someone has something dangerous in their hands, it's a dice roll dealing with them. Real life isn't the movies.

I redd a little bit on Krav Maga recently; man, there's an awesome system.

That's like thinking some chefs make amazing meals because of the pans they use.