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Now For Something Completely Different

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  • A Axtremus
    24 Apr 2022, 20:00

    Two yokes in one egg would be a nice surprise.
    Black substance inside a fresh egg can be traumatizing.

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 09:29 last edited by
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    @Axtremus said in Now For Something Completely Different:

    Two yokes in one egg would be a nice surprise.
    Black substance inside a fresh egg can be traumatizing.

    I used to get the extra large eggs at TJs. Pretty much each carton would have 3-4 double-yolk eggs.

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      Klaus
      wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 10:25 last edited by
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      The stuff of nightmares!

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      • B bachophile
        25 Apr 2022, 08:37

        Which bad words? Asking for a hen.

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        Catseye3
        wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 10:25 last edited by Catseye3
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        @bachophile Sorry, I simply don't remember. The shock, you know.

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        • K Klaus
          25 Apr 2022, 10:25

          The stuff of nightmares!

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          Catseye3
          wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 10:26 last edited by
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          @Klaus That's exactly right, Klaus. It was truly the stuff of nightmares.

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          • B bachophile
            25 Apr 2022, 08:37

            Which bad words? Asking for a hen.

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            Mik
            wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 14:14 last edited by
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            @bachophile said in Now For Something Completely Different:

            Which bad words? Asking for a hen.
            🤣

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              Mik
              wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 14:16 last edited by
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              You were shocked because it is such a rare event. Consider how many eggs you had to crack to find that one. Truly a testament to our food system.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • C Catseye3
                24 Apr 2022, 19:49

                Was cracking an egg into the pan to scramble. The shell parted to reveal a black interior, the most impenetrably blackest black you ever saw, that oozed into the pan like some kind of slow evil molasses, except very black. I actually jumped back a step. And shouted bad words.

                Never saw anything like it in my life.

                It was horrid.

                I cleaned everything up, then Googled this horror. Turns out it was an infected egg, either fungal or bacterial, laid by an infected chicken, probably in the oviduct.

                I have yet to crack open another egg. This is going to take some recovery time. (I know it's unlikely there's another infected egg in the same carton, but still.)

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                89th
                wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 14:20 last edited by
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                @Catseye3 said in Now For Something Completely Different:

                except very black. I actually jumped back a step. And shouted bad words.

                @Horace do you approve of this racism?

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                • M Mik
                  25 Apr 2022, 14:16

                  You were shocked because it is such a rare event. Consider how many eggs you had to crack to find that one. Truly a testament to our food system.

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                  Aqua Letifer
                  wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 14:23 last edited by
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                  @Mik said in Now For Something Completely Different:

                  You were shocked because it is such a rare event. Consider how many eggs you had to crack to find that one. Truly a testament to our food system.

                  True.

                  I've seen one in my life and that's because the eggs were so incredibly beyond expired. And I cannot describe to you the smell.

                  Please love yourself.

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                  • 8 89th
                    25 Apr 2022, 14:20

                    @Catseye3 said in Now For Something Completely Different:

                    except very black. I actually jumped back a step. And shouted bad words.

                    @Horace do you approve of this racism?

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                    Horace
                    wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 14:27 last edited by
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                    @89th said in Now For Something Completely Different:

                    @Catseye3 said in Now For Something Completely Different:

                    except very black. I actually jumped back a step. And shouted bad words.

                    @Horace do you approve of this racism?

                    In my opinion, racism is wrong. So many of us refuse to speak up about it. But personally, I will not be afraid. I will speak truth to power. Racism is wrong.

                    Education is extremely important.

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                      Friday
                      wrote on 25 Apr 2022, 23:55 last edited by
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                      I would take a picture, and take the rest of the carton back to the market.

                      I'm sure they would want to know that there's an infected chicken laying infected eggs somewhere out there.

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                      • F Friday
                        25 Apr 2022, 23:55

                        I would take a picture, and take the rest of the carton back to the market.

                        I'm sure they would want to know that there's an infected chicken laying infected eggs somewhere out there.

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                        Aqua Letifer
                        wrote on 26 Apr 2022, 01:47 last edited by
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                        @Friday said in Now For Something Completely Different:

                        I would take a picture, and take the rest of the carton back to the market.

                        I'm sure they would want to know that there's an infected chicken laying infected eggs somewhere out there.

                        Right because that's absolutely not where you can expect to find Patient Zero. Might as well hit up the local ERs for laughs, too.

                        Please love yourself.

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                          Jolly
                          wrote on 26 Apr 2022, 12:25 last edited by
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                          Raise chickens. Gather own eggs. You can freeze them as scrambled eggs for cooking or eating...Just freeze in ice cube trays, pop them out and store in ziploc bags in the freezer. Use in a couple of months.

                          Or water glass them...

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                            taiwan_girl
                            wrote on 27 Apr 2022, 03:25 last edited by
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                            I think that it is interesting that pretty much everywhere other than the US, eggs are not in the refrigerator.

                            US eggs are washed (I think) and that washes off the protective layer so that you have to refrigerate them after that.

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                            • T taiwan_girl
                              27 Apr 2022, 03:25

                              I think that it is interesting that pretty much everywhere other than the US, eggs are not in the refrigerator.

                              US eggs are washed (I think) and that washes off the protective layer so that you have to refrigerate them after that.

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 27 Apr 2022, 17:58 last edited by
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                              @taiwan_girl Yes, that's correct, TG.

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