Easter Plans

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Easter Plans:

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

It’s a very strange year for us…

Trade you.

I’m looking forward to this…

So far we have threats of physical violence unless the Lost Bag of Goldfish be returned, and people "getting locked out of my own house" because the door was locked and they didn't think to knock.

Today's Easter dish is clearly bananas.

[Aqua Letifer]

The main event, though, is in about an hour, when everyone gathers together for a time of celebration and family togetherness.

I'm taking pictures this time, fuck it. No one would believe me otherwise.

EDIT
oh holy shit someone is WALKING here! Up the interstate, there's a pregame show!

[Doctor Phibes]

Watched the two dogs go on an extended hour-long Easter egg hunt in the back yard. There were no Easter eggs. Dog number 1 lost interest at that point. Dog number 2 found some ants, which were even more interesting than Easter eggs. Then she watched a genuine Easter bunny eating some grass, which was even more exciting than ants.

Now she's collapsed on the sofa, as have I.

[LuFins Dad]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Easter Plans:

The main event, though, is in about an hour, when everyone gathers together for a time of celebration and family togetherness.

I'm taking pictures this time, fuck it. No one would believe me otherwise.

EDIT
oh holy shit someone is WALKING here! Up the interstate, there's a pregame show!

Is it Dwayne Haskins?!

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Easter Plans:

The main event, though, is in about an hour, when everyone gathers together for a time of celebration and family togetherness.

I'm taking pictures this time, fuck it. No one would believe me otherwise.

EDIT
oh holy shit someone is WALKING here! Up the interstate, there's a pregame show!

Is it Dwayne Haskins?!

I guess we'll see whether or not dump trucks get involved.

The Highwayman's arrival is going to be epic.

[LuFins Dad]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Easter Plans:

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Easter Plans:

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

It’s a very strange year for us…

Trade you.

I’m looking forward to this…

So far we have threats of physical violence unless the Lost Bag of Goldfish be returned, and people "getting locked out of my own house" because the door was locked and they didn't think to knock.

Today's Easter dish is clearly bananas.

Did they bring you back the Lost Bag of Goldfish? I like the capitalization, by the way… It adds relic status to a tasty snack…

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Easter Plans:

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Easter Plans:

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

It’s a very strange year for us…

Trade you.

I’m looking forward to this…

So far we have threats of physical violence unless the Lost Bag of Goldfish be returned, and people "getting locked out of my own house" because the door was locked and they didn't think to knock.

Today's Easter dish is clearly bananas.

Did they bring you back the Lost Bag of Goldfish? I like the capitalization, by the way… It adds relic status to a tasty snack…

Secrets and riddles surround the Lost Bag of Goldfish, and facts have become speculation as events recede to memory. Some say the Bag was last seen in the Durango, after its discovery at the Stop & Shop. But the old timers still maintain that there never was a Bag of Goldfish—a bauble chased by desperate fools and oh hell yes the Highwayman arrived!

[LuFins Dad]

Screw pictures, you need to Livestream this…

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

Screw pictures, you need to Livestream this…

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

Screw pictures, you need to Livestream this…

I just literally heard "you will DIE with your secrets!" in context, somehow, to who should park in the driveway vs. the road.

[LuFins Dad]

LOL, is this your side or her side?

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

LOL, is this your side or her side?

Eh, hers a bit, plus some extras.

[Mik]

Extras?

[Mik]

I am grateful that while my family may be a bit of an asylum, we're at least the high functioning wing.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Mik said in Easter Plans:

I am grateful that while my family may be a bit of an asylum, we're at least the high functioning wing.

This is amazing.

"I'm not touching that and I don't appreciate you trying to poison me."
"Wha— I'm no—.... It's not bad for you, it's aged cheese! It's supposed to be old!"
"I can't believe you would try to do this to me."
"*Our family is crazy! CRAZY!"

[Mik]

You would not believe the mental pic I have of your MIL.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Mik said in Easter Plans:

You would not believe the mental pic I have of your MIL.

lol honestly she's the one shaking her head here. Which, complete role reversal but there's enough nuts in the jar!

[LuFins Dad]

I want confirmation from Ellena…

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in Easter Plans:

I want confirmation from Ellena…

No problem but we have to get out alive first.

[89th]

Easter egg hunt in the neighborhood yesterday, cold out (winter coats and hats). Today, basket of goodies for the kids this morning, cinnamon rolls and bacon for breakfast, in an hour my in-laws will arrive for a nice ham (etc) dinner around 3pm. No goldfish, no pool.

[Copper]

I just distributed more than 250 golf balls in my back yard.

This will be something like an Easter egg hunt.