The new, but not improved, Washington Football Team

[Aqua Letifer]

The Washington Social Justice Warriors.

[LuFins Dad]

@89th said in The new, but not improved, Washington Football Team:

Comwomanders?

The Washington Non-Menstruating People That Play American Style Football Team

[jon-nyc]

How about the Washington Beltway Bandits?

[Copper]

Apparently Joe Theismann has revealed the new name 2 days early.

"I think the Commanders is a name that is going to be hopefully one that people talk about going forward," Theismann said on CBS' D.A. Show on Monday.

https://www.si.com/nfl/washingtonfootball/news/joe-theismann-leak-washington-football-team-new-name-commanders-super-bowl-champion-february-2-cbs-radio-da-show

[George K]

@copper said in The new, but not improved, Washington Football Team:

Commanders is a name that is going to be hopefully one that people talk about going forward,

Sounds oppressive to me.

[Copper]

What color will the mascot be?

[89th]

@copper That's what I keep telling my buddies. I say, "you do realize why they have red/burgundy in their colors, right?" Oh but no one can say the word redskins, now. (I still do)

Yeah a chopper flew over the stadium and used a massively zoomed in camera to see that there was "Commanders" gear in an office.

BTW, the nickname is: Washington Commies (no joke), you would think someone in the front office would've realized that on day 1 of the new name selection process.

[Copper]

[LuFins Dad]

Did they focus test any of this? The name rollout has been a laughingstock with leaks everywhere, NOBODY likes the name, I think it’s time they cleared house in the ownership group.

[Jolly]

1. They should have kept the original name.
2. Barring that, they should have changed the name to Warriors and they wouldn't have even had to tamper with the logo.

[LuFins Dad]

It’s official. Worst surprise in all of history.

[Jolly]

Go Commies!

[jon-nyc]

Call me contrarian but Commanders seems like a decent name for a football team. Also “commies” doesn’t seem a natural short because of the difference in pronunciation of the O sound.

[Copper]

The new web site: https://www.commanders.com/

Most of it still uses the old name.

[89th]

Overall I think the name is a good one. Just doesn't have a good nickname (3 syllables is too much for any sports chant) other than Commies, and is ironic given the tweet point above. @Jolly yes Warriors would've been better and would've continued the tribute to the Native American fighting strength that Redskins name honored.

[LuFins Dad]

It’s a great name!

For an Arena League Team.

[jon-nyc]

Good point 89. There aren’t a lot of 3 syllable team names and most that do have a natural nickname. Pats, Bucs, Cards, etc

[Copper]

I remember when the Pats were the Patsies

You don't hear that any more

I think Commies will get a lot of use

[LuFins Dad]

Wait, did they honestly send three African American men out for the reveal? Pander much?

[Copper]

@lufins-dad said in The new, but not improved, Washington Football Team:

Wait, did they honestly send three African American men out for the reveal? Pander much?

Is there an alternative?