Jazz Drummer Wanted

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

How do you know when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

[Larry]

What do you do when you find a drummer standing on your porch?

You pay for the pizza...

[Larry]

Why do club bands take ten minute breaks?

Any longer and they'd have to retrain the drummer...

[Larry]

What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

[Larry]

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?

You know it's coming, but there's not a thing you can do about it..

[Larry]

Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire. They hear war drums off in the distance.

One says to the other... "I don't like the sound of those drums.."

From a bush behind him comes a voice saying..."we don't either. He's not our regular drummer..,"