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How do you know when the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
What do you do when you find a drummer standing on your porch?
You pay for the pizza...
Why do club bands take ten minute breaks?
Any longer and they'd have to retrain the drummer...
What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but there's not a thing you can do about it..
Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire. They hear war drums off in the distance.
One says to the other... "I don't like the sound of those drums.."
From a bush behind him comes a voice saying..."we don't either. He's not our regular drummer..,"
