Jazz Drummer Wanted
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wrote on 5 Sept 2021, 14:44 last edited by
How do you know when the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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wrote on 5 Sept 2021, 14:45 last edited by
What do you do when you find a drummer standing on your porch?
You pay for the pizza...
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wrote on 5 Sept 2021, 14:47 last edited by
Why do club bands take ten minute breaks?
Any longer and they'd have to retrain the drummer...
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wrote on 5 Sept 2021, 14:49 last edited by
What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless
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wrote on 5 Sept 2021, 14:52 last edited by
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but there's not a thing you can do about it..
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wrote on 5 Sept 2021, 14:56 last edited by
Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire. They hear war drums off in the distance.
One says to the other... "I don't like the sound of those drums.."
From a bush behind him comes a voice saying..."we don't either. He's not our regular drummer..,"