@Jolly said in The Internet was a Mistake:
Knew a guy who won a good bit of drinking money, by betting that he could take a carton of cigarettes, tear off the end panels and shove every pack out of the carton with his penis.
Since our coffee enema lady is used to stretching her rectum, she might have been glad to meet him.
Alas, Lucas has been dead for several years...
You never, ever accept a bar bet. Never.