@Axtremus said in First they came for my straws...:
@Jolly said in First they came for my straws...:
I'm just a dumb old country boy, ...
As if you being a dumb old country boy has any relevance to the issue at hand.
... but I don't remember any lowering of staff illness rates through the years, no matter which system of cutlery was used.
Don't go by memory. Cite actual statistics. Let the data do the talking.
Self-deprecation is an art form, not subject to quantification. Fraught with meaning to those with more than passing knowledge of social interaction, it would of course be like muddy water to your non-existent social palate.
I do many things by memory. Life is too short - and you are too insignificant - to waste time quantifying speech for normal social discourse.