A man noticed a gorgeous woman staring at him from across the room. Suddenly she started walking toward him, never taking her eyes off of him. She walked up, looked at him her big blue eyes and in the sexiest voice he'd ever heard said "hello. My name is Carmen. I chose that name because it encompasses the two things I love the most and can't do without - cars, and men. And what is your name?"
The man says "Pussy. Pussy Beertits.".....