Gauleiter?

@jolly said in Step right up!:

I do believe I beat you to it, several days ago....

Did you? My thread is a couple days old, too.

Who pwn3d whom? 😄

@jolly that’s right.

I shared that very meme with our group a little while back. 😄

(Basically, fireball is a BIG damn spell. It sets EVERYthing on fire. Everything. It's basically a magical IED. So the classic blunder is for an inexperienced wizard or sorcerer to cast that shit in a too-small space and set their party on fire.)

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I'm a fire sorcerer in our group. (Read: not a wizard.)

My wife's a cleric.

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@catseye3 said in First real ramen:

@xenon said in First real ramen:

Good ramen has a depth to the broth.

Broth?

From Wikipedia:

Ramen is a Japanese noodle soup. It consists of Chinese wheat noodles served in a meat or fish-based brothh

You will note she has toned down the outrageous stuff a whole lot.

@george-k said in 16 allegations:

"I want to emphasize at the outset that we and Deshaun recognize that sexual assault and harassment are not only unlawful, but morally wrong,"

Wow, nothing gets past this guy!

How many of these suits are legit, and how many are climbing on the bandwagon because it's there?

The testimony of the first masseuse was that Watkins made overtures regarding where he wanted her to massage him, heh-heh, and she didn't comply, but hung around while he requested it again. And again. Why didn't she just leave? If she stayed in the room because she didn't want to lose the fee and maybe plane fare back to her home, then it's kind of shitty to come back at him later with a sex lawsuit.

Meanwhile, I think Deshaun had better pursue a different profession, cuz his football goose is cooked. If he deserves it for being a disgusting pig, I got no problem. But if he's being railroaded unfairly, that just bites.

Talent

That is talent

Nice

@george-k said in Hey Brenda, is your daughter’s birthday coming up?:

@brenda he doesn't have those anymore.

He can if you bake him the cookies! A kitty has to dream a little bit, ya know, and think about the good old days.

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@lufins-dad said in Doordash:

@george-k how do you think Door Dash can afford to give you a $14 credit for a side of rice?

The restaurant probably paid for the refund.

@jon-nyc Minnesoooooota is also doing this on Monday.

@doctor-phibes said in "Good condition":

It's always possible that the drawers are level, and it's the house that's skew-whiff

The drawers and the house are level, it's the computer screen that's warped.

@doctor-phibes said in Guns and Voters:

@renauda said in Guns and Voters:

@doctor-phibes

No wonder he wanted to annex purchase Greenland from Denmark.

I'd always assumed he wanted to build the world's most challenging golf course there.

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I think I wrote something about power and guns. Nayge China takes that stuff more seriously than some...

It’s like criticizing the world’s most handsome, virile man for combing his hair and wearing nice clothes.

The short attention span of the public. Ohio would not have managed as well as we did if a lot of the legislature had its way. The ‘masks are tyranny’ crowd was pushing back from day one. Many legislators were willing to follow to gain support. Their thinking was kneejerk emotional and not science nor data based. Had they had their way our death toll would have been a lot higher.

The executive branch of state governments needs flexibility in health emergency situations.