The New Coffee Room

Fake news. There's only 3 guys in that picture and a woman.

I can tell, even if I'm not a biologist.

I can probably accommodate him, as long as there are no "extras," IYKWIMAIKYD.

"Oh, give us the long one."

That's what I said last night.

You should see what I can do with a banana.

@George-K said in Hay George (Et Al):

I'll go 8 hours....

In your dreams.

I thought I could be Horace's pickup.

I thought you liked it when I was on top.

@jon-nyc said in Who won the lottery?:

Nobody would think perceived quality correlated perfectly with price.

Snort.

“Why in the world would you want to put something so sticky and messy all over your body?”

LOL

Ah, dammit. It's only for Canadians.

All of my loans are...short term.

But thanks for the financial tips, Faye. If I come across "hard" times, I'll look into your suggestion.

@LuFins-Dad said in Alcohol doesn't make people seem attractive:

Is “more attractive” the same as “less unattractive”?

All depends on what you're looking for.

paying scantily clad women to post here on our behalf.

I'll do it for free.

I'm available.

Or at least I will be after a short visit to the doctor.

A little dab'll do ya!

I was thinking about you @jon-nyc

And by "thinking," well...

@jon-nyc said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

eat me.

I'm available, you know.

@Renauda said in Going to have a deep freeze here:

the frost cocks have completely drained

Heh.