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  • L Loki

    @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

    @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

    @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

    @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

    Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

    Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

    Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

    https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

    Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

    So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

    I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

    It made a nice distraction I guess.

    Did you even look at my link? The birth announcement was within a week. So where did the 2 year bullshit story come from. See it always pays to go to source material.

    CopperC Offline
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    Copper
    wrote on last edited by
    #12

    @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

    @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

    @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

    @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

    @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

    Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

    Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

    Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

    https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

    Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

    So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

    I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

    It made a nice distraction I guess.

    Did you even look at my link? The birth announcement was within a week. So where did the 2 year bullshit story come from. See it always pays to go to source material.

    Within a week of what?

    L 1 Reply Last reply
    • CopperC Copper

      @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

      Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

      Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

      https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

      Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

      So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

      I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

      It made a nice distraction I guess.

      Did you even look at my link? The birth announcement was within a week. So where did the 2 year bullshit story come from. See it always pays to go to source material.

      Within a week of what?

      L Offline
      L Offline
      Loki
      wrote on last edited by
      #13

      @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

      Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

      Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

      Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

      https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

      Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

      So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

      I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

      It made a nice distraction I guess.

      Did you even look at my link? The birth announcement was within a week. So where did the 2 year bullshit story come from. See it always pays to go to source material.

      Within a week of what?

      Obama was born on August 4, 1961. Two Honolulu newspapers during the week following his birth had his birth announcement in their newspaper under “birth announcements”.

      A good old birthed conspiracy theory relies on the fact that you don’t know that.

      Well of course you could argue that his parents knew he was going to President some day and conspired at the time of his birth to get that announcement in the paper. I’m sure you can find a group of people that would swallow that canard.

      CopperC 1 Reply Last reply
      • L Loki

        @jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

        Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

        Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

        https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

        Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

        So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

        I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

        It made a nice distraction I guess.

        Hell, I'm still waiting on his grades...

        Oh I would love to see everyone’s grades. I’ll bet you sight unseen Obama was nowhere near the bottom of recent presidents.

        MikM Offline
        MikM Offline
        Mik
        wrote on last edited by
        #14

        @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        @jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

        Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

        Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

        Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

        https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

        Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

        So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

        I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

        It made a nice distraction I guess.

        Hell, I'm still waiting on his grades...

        Oh I would love to see everyone’s grades. I’ll bet you sight unseen Obama was nowhere near the bottom of recent presidents.

        No, he's clearly very intelligent and educated. Any other allegation is simply partisan slagging.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • L Loki

          @jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

          Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

          Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

          https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

          Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

          So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

          I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

          It made a nice distraction I guess.

          Hell, I'm still waiting on his grades...

          Oh I would love to see everyone’s grades. I’ll bet you sight unseen Obama was nowhere near the bottom of recent presidents.

          JollyJ Offline
          JollyJ Offline
          Jolly
          wrote on last edited by
          #15

          @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          @jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

          Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

          Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

          Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

          https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

          Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

          So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

          I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

          It made a nice distraction I guess.

          Hell, I'm still waiting on his grades...

          Oh I would love to see everyone’s grades. I’ll bet you sight unseen Obama was nowhere near the bottom of recent presidents.

          I don't know. And neither do you.

          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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          • L Loki

            @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

            Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

            Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

            https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

            Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

            So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

            I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

            It made a nice distraction I guess.

            Did you even look at my link? The birth announcement was within a week. So where did the 2 year bullshit story come from. See it always pays to go to source material.

            Within a week of what?

            Obama was born on August 4, 1961. Two Honolulu newspapers during the week following his birth had his birth announcement in their newspaper under “birth announcements”.

            A good old birthed conspiracy theory relies on the fact that you don’t know that.

            Well of course you could argue that his parents knew he was going to President some day and conspired at the time of his birth to get that announcement in the paper. I’m sure you can find a group of people that would swallow that canard.

            CopperC Offline
            CopperC Offline
            Copper
            wrote on last edited by
            #16

            @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

            Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

            Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

            Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

            https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

            Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

            So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

            I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

            It made a nice distraction I guess.

            Did you even look at my link? The birth announcement was within a week. So where did the 2 year bullshit story come from. See it always pays to go to source material.

            Within a week of what?

            Obama was born on August 4, 1961. Two Honolulu newspapers during the week following his birth had his birth announcement in their newspaper under “birth announcements”.

            A good old birthed conspiracy theory relies on the fact that you don’t know that.

            Well of course you could argue that his parents knew he was going to President some day and conspired at the time of his birth to get that announcement in the paper. I’m sure you can find a group of people that would swallow that canard.

            Did anyone know about this birth announcement prior to 2011? With the possible exception of a few Hawaiians who weren't really aware of the significance.

            The birth announcement was revealed by Mr. Obama's people in 2011.

            Let me repeat.

            Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

            So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

            I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

            It made a nice distraction I guess.

            I'm not swallowing any canards.
            I'm not taking a position on his citizenship.
            I am simply recollecting a few well-known events.

            If I'm wrong about the timing or the mystery of why it took so long, let me know.

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            • JollyJ Jolly

              @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

              Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

              Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

              https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

              Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

              So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

              I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

              It made a nice distraction I guess.

              Hell, I'm still waiting on his grades...

              Oh I would love to see everyone’s grades. I’ll bet you sight unseen Obama was nowhere near the bottom of recent presidents.

              I don't know. And neither do you.

              L Offline
              L Offline
              Loki
              wrote on last edited by
              #17

              @jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

              Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

              Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

              Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

              https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

              Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

              So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

              I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

              It made a nice distraction I guess.

              Hell, I'm still waiting on his grades...

              Oh I would love to see everyone’s grades. I’ll bet you sight unseen Obama was nowhere near the bottom of recent presidents.

              I don't know. And neither do you.

              And apparently Trump’s Wharton grades are unknowable as well.

              George KG 1 Reply Last reply
              • L Loki

                @jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                @jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                @copper said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                Trump accusing Obama of not being born in the US is about as big as they get.

                Almost as big as saying he was born in the US with no evidence.

                Um you should check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper at the time. That’s some whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy if that was faked

                https://www.newspapers.com/clip/18503640/barack-obama-birth-announcement/

                Did you know that birth announcement and the copy of the birth certificate were released more than 2 years after the election?

                So I don't know if was a whopper, humdinger of a conspiracy, but it was interesting timing.

                I still wonder why he didn't just release it way back when.

                It made a nice distraction I guess.

                Hell, I'm still waiting on his grades...

                Oh I would love to see everyone’s grades. I’ll bet you sight unseen Obama was nowhere near the bottom of recent presidents.

                I don't know. And neither do you.

                And apparently Trump’s Wharton grades are unknowable as well.

                George KG Offline
                George KG Offline
                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #18

                @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                And apparently Trump’s Wharton grades are unknowable as well.

                Nope:

                https://halfwaypost.com/2019/11/15/wharton-finally-released-trumps-grades-fs-in-business-as-in-poetry/

                “Donald Trump was a real dumbf***,” explained one of Trump’s Business professors, Dr. Walt Winters, 91. “I remember him vividly all these years later. His written essays about economics always clearly exhibited his not knowing anything. A real dunce. The chapter in the book about tariffs and trade wars he obviously didn’t understand. When I assigned the class a paper on what business they dreamed of starting, he wrote about how he’d start a beauty pageant to sneak in on the changing rooms. He actually wrote that in his paper. But I guess, to his credit, he did make that dream come true. But his test scores were always single digits. He could not seem to retain any facts. One time I remember very clearly he turned in an exam with a bunch of different doodles of breasts in the margins, and half the answers empty. But other times he’d turn in failing exams with strangely articulate poems on the back of pages that just made no sense juxtaposed with his otherwise clear lack of intellectual curiosity about anything covered in class.”

                Trump’s poetry professor, Stephen Jacobs, 94, remembers Trump being surprisingly philosophical in his poetic submissions to Wharton’s annual english department poetry contest.

                “I actually kept one of his poems all these years,” Jacobs said. “And boy does it sound weird today knowing how Donald Trump ran for president pandering to Christians. But prepare yourself, because I think it reveals facets of Donald Trump you would not expect. It’s got all kinds of nuances and subtleties, nothing like how he communicates today. It’s like he’s some kind of idiot savant when it comes to poetic journaling. He should have stuck with literature instead of business. And certainly not gone into politics, for America’s sake. Here, I’ll show you. I swear to God this is Donald Trump’s poem.”

                Donald Trump wrote this when he was 21-years-old:

                The Thing About Jesus

                by Donald J. Trump, 1968

                The thing about Jesus
                is that he’s billed as the savior of all mankind
                because he died on a cross as if it were some ultimate death
                in sacrifice for our sins
                but let’s be honest—
                being crucified
                as far as punishments go
                isn’t really that bad—
                like for sure it sucks

                but

                there are much worse ways to die than being nailed to a cross.
                like prometheus of another mythology
                who is chained to a mountain and every single day an eagle comes
                and tears out his organs with its beak
                and it has been happening for thousands of years
                and it happened today and yesterday

                and all throughout the 50s
                and is going to happen tomorrow
                and the day after
                and so on forever.

                In fact
                to hype up Jesus’s torture and then stick with a measly cross
                is merely unimaginative
                and his suffering lasted several hours
                though as far as historical crucifixions go
                that’s nothing
                for plenty of condemned Roman victims.

                Beyond wood beams humans have invented worse
                like cooking each other in bronze bulls
                where the metal burns you
                and adds insult to injury
                while the sound of your screams makes music from a horn

                so your death is entertaining for your torturers
                as they sip their digestifs in the banquet room.
                Being strangled is another crazy way to go out
                maybe it’s shorter
                but talk about an aggressive way for Jesus to die

                rolling on the ground being strangled by Judas for sixteen minutes
                until he passes out and then maybe gets his face and skull
                stomped on for several minutes like the mob does.

                Being drawn and quartered maybe sounds worse
                torn to pieces for offense against the crown,
                it wasn’t a very Jesusy kind of thing for medieval Christians to do.

                Or wasting away through months of Nazi Auschwitz medical torture
                and losing your mind waiting to die on wooden planks
                with a bit of water and black bread until you waste away.

                Or growing weak from cancer denied a health insurance claim
                for your chemo dying for being poor
                or drafting into a pointless and unwinnable war
                in a country whose independence your occupation efforts are betraying
                or getting captured and beheaded on live television
                for committing crimes of journalism
                or being chased through swampy woods for a week
                somewhere deep in Louisiana
                and beat and lynched for talking to a white woman.

                What if Jesus had died of starvation slowly on the cold street
                in a town whose charitable impulses
                were banned with civic laws criminalizing feeding the homeless?

                I guess I don’t know what I’m trying to get at
                but perhaps we fetishize the suffering of our prophets
                to ignore the suffering of the living.

                “Aren’t you surprised?” asked Jacobs. “It truly blew my mind. I showed it to Trump’s business professors when he turned it in, and it floored them, too.”

                Jacobs showed the poem to Professor Winters, who kept a copy as well.

                “I wouldn’t have believed it, except I could see it was in Donald Trump’s distinctive handwriting,” Winters said. “Even back then he wrote everything with a sharpie, and, instead of taking notes during lectures, he would practice signing his signatures, which really distracted the class because he’d scribble it over and over quick and loudly, and every time he finished a notebook page full of signatures he’d tear it out, hold it up, and then circle his favorite ones. I was always having to tell him to pay attention, but he’d whine in front of the whole class that I was treating him unfairly by not giving him A’s, and that the school’s faculty was rigged against him. Like I said earlier, a total dumbf*** beyond his inexplicable poetic musings.”

                Because "Jesusey" and "crimes of journalism."

                So there.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG George K

                  @loki said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                  And apparently Trump’s Wharton grades are unknowable as well.

                  Nope:

                  https://halfwaypost.com/2019/11/15/wharton-finally-released-trumps-grades-fs-in-business-as-in-poetry/

                  “Donald Trump was a real dumbf***,” explained one of Trump’s Business professors, Dr. Walt Winters, 91. “I remember him vividly all these years later. His written essays about economics always clearly exhibited his not knowing anything. A real dunce. The chapter in the book about tariffs and trade wars he obviously didn’t understand. When I assigned the class a paper on what business they dreamed of starting, he wrote about how he’d start a beauty pageant to sneak in on the changing rooms. He actually wrote that in his paper. But I guess, to his credit, he did make that dream come true. But his test scores were always single digits. He could not seem to retain any facts. One time I remember very clearly he turned in an exam with a bunch of different doodles of breasts in the margins, and half the answers empty. But other times he’d turn in failing exams with strangely articulate poems on the back of pages that just made no sense juxtaposed with his otherwise clear lack of intellectual curiosity about anything covered in class.”

                  Trump’s poetry professor, Stephen Jacobs, 94, remembers Trump being surprisingly philosophical in his poetic submissions to Wharton’s annual english department poetry contest.

                  “I actually kept one of his poems all these years,” Jacobs said. “And boy does it sound weird today knowing how Donald Trump ran for president pandering to Christians. But prepare yourself, because I think it reveals facets of Donald Trump you would not expect. It’s got all kinds of nuances and subtleties, nothing like how he communicates today. It’s like he’s some kind of idiot savant when it comes to poetic journaling. He should have stuck with literature instead of business. And certainly not gone into politics, for America’s sake. Here, I’ll show you. I swear to God this is Donald Trump’s poem.”

                  Donald Trump wrote this when he was 21-years-old:

                  The Thing About Jesus

                  by Donald J. Trump, 1968

                  The thing about Jesus
                  is that he’s billed as the savior of all mankind
                  because he died on a cross as if it were some ultimate death
                  in sacrifice for our sins
                  but let’s be honest—
                  being crucified
                  as far as punishments go
                  isn’t really that bad—
                  like for sure it sucks

                  but

                  there are much worse ways to die than being nailed to a cross.
                  like prometheus of another mythology
                  who is chained to a mountain and every single day an eagle comes
                  and tears out his organs with its beak
                  and it has been happening for thousands of years
                  and it happened today and yesterday

                  and all throughout the 50s
                  and is going to happen tomorrow
                  and the day after
                  and so on forever.

                  In fact
                  to hype up Jesus’s torture and then stick with a measly cross
                  is merely unimaginative
                  and his suffering lasted several hours
                  though as far as historical crucifixions go
                  that’s nothing
                  for plenty of condemned Roman victims.

                  Beyond wood beams humans have invented worse
                  like cooking each other in bronze bulls
                  where the metal burns you
                  and adds insult to injury
                  while the sound of your screams makes music from a horn

                  so your death is entertaining for your torturers
                  as they sip their digestifs in the banquet room.
                  Being strangled is another crazy way to go out
                  maybe it’s shorter
                  but talk about an aggressive way for Jesus to die

                  rolling on the ground being strangled by Judas for sixteen minutes
                  until he passes out and then maybe gets his face and skull
                  stomped on for several minutes like the mob does.

                  Being drawn and quartered maybe sounds worse
                  torn to pieces for offense against the crown,
                  it wasn’t a very Jesusy kind of thing for medieval Christians to do.

                  Or wasting away through months of Nazi Auschwitz medical torture
                  and losing your mind waiting to die on wooden planks
                  with a bit of water and black bread until you waste away.

                  Or growing weak from cancer denied a health insurance claim
                  for your chemo dying for being poor
                  or drafting into a pointless and unwinnable war
                  in a country whose independence your occupation efforts are betraying
                  or getting captured and beheaded on live television
                  for committing crimes of journalism
                  or being chased through swampy woods for a week
                  somewhere deep in Louisiana
                  and beat and lynched for talking to a white woman.

                  What if Jesus had died of starvation slowly on the cold street
                  in a town whose charitable impulses
                  were banned with civic laws criminalizing feeding the homeless?

                  I guess I don’t know what I’m trying to get at
                  but perhaps we fetishize the suffering of our prophets
                  to ignore the suffering of the living.

                  “Aren’t you surprised?” asked Jacobs. “It truly blew my mind. I showed it to Trump’s business professors when he turned it in, and it floored them, too.”

                  Jacobs showed the poem to Professor Winters, who kept a copy as well.

                  “I wouldn’t have believed it, except I could see it was in Donald Trump’s distinctive handwriting,” Winters said. “Even back then he wrote everything with a sharpie, and, instead of taking notes during lectures, he would practice signing his signatures, which really distracted the class because he’d scribble it over and over quick and loudly, and every time he finished a notebook page full of signatures he’d tear it out, hold it up, and then circle his favorite ones. I was always having to tell him to pay attention, but he’d whine in front of the whole class that I was treating him unfairly by not giving him A’s, and that the school’s faculty was rigged against him. Like I said earlier, a total dumbf*** beyond his inexplicable poetic musings.”

                  Because "Jesusey" and "crimes of journalism."

                  So there.

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                  Haha.

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                    Still lying.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      He didn't ride teh train, but he was here in the area today, about 15 miles from me. He visited a manufacturing plant and talked about moving manufacturing back to the states. He learned from the pandemic and supply chain problems. Say, didn't someone else have that idea four years before the pandemic?

                      He also talked about inflation, saying, and I shit you not, "The best way to fight inflation is to bring prices down.". End of sentence.

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        Our president, isn’t he swell?

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                          He didn't ride teh train, but he was here in the area today, about 15 miles from me. He visited a manufacturing plant and talked about moving manufacturing back to the states. He learned from the pandemic and supply chain problems. Say, didn't someone else have that idea four years before the pandemic?

                          He also talked about inflation, saying, and I shit you not, "The best way to fight inflation is to bring prices down.". End of sentence.

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                          @Mik said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                          He also talked about inflation, saying, and I shit you not, "The best way to fight inflation is to bring prices down.".

                          You can take that to the bank!

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Dementia does strange things to the memory...

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                              Dementia does strange things to the memory...

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                              @Jolly said in Amtrak (confabulatin') Joe:

                              Dementia does strange things to the memory...

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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