So....
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I wanted to start a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
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What do you call a mean potato?
A dictator.
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I just heard something suspicious outside and caught some asshole siphoning gas into my car.
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If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:
Fly with your wife to a dream destination or have a BBQ with the guys, what would you choose?
- Rare,
- Medium rare or
- Medium?