So....
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so….
I told my psychiatrist about my fear of palindromes and he put me on Xanax.
@ivorythumper stealing that one....
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Apologies if I posted this earlier.
Q: What's the difference between babies and cats?
A: When you get tired of carrying a baby, you can't just drop it on the floor.
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So… a guy walks into a bar with a newt.
"A pint of beer for me and a glass of water for my newt, please."
"Strange pet," says the barkeep. "What’s his name?"
"Tiny," answers the man.
"Why?" the bartender inquires.
"I call him Tiny because he’s my newt."
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A mother and her son were on a Southwest Airlines flight.
The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'The busy flight attendant smiled and said, ‘Did your Mother tell you to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes, she did! 'Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you."
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To kill a French vampire you need to drive a baguette through his heart.
It sounds simple but the process is painstaking.
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A raven has 17 primary wing feathers also known as pinions. A crow has 16. The difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion.
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G George K referenced this topic on
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Hey George -
How many screws does it take to put a lesbian’s bed together?
None, it’s all tongue and groove.
