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    Catseye3
    wrote on 20 Oct 2021, 01:03 last edited by
    #386

    Q: What did the average Patriot player get on the Wonderlic test?

    A: Drool.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      20 Oct 2021, 01:03

      Q: What did the average Patriot player get on the Wonderlic test?

      A: Drool.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 20 Oct 2021, 02:49 last edited by
      #387

      @catseye3 said in So....:

      Q: What did the average Patriot player get on the Wonderlic test?

      A: Drool.

      lolol

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        George K
        wrote on 22 Oct 2021, 21:53 last edited by
        #388

        How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

        Just Juan.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          George K
          wrote on 22 Oct 2021, 21:55 last edited by George K
          #389

          I'm not sure if I'm an asshole or just an introvert.

          (Yeah, go ahead and embrace the wonderful power of and.)

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Larry
            wrote on 22 Oct 2021, 23:20 last edited by
            #390

            @george-k said in So....:

            How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

            Just Juan.

            Mexican word of the day:

            Chicken finger

            "My Juanita say she no need me no more cause chicken finger herself"

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              Larry
              wrote on 25 Oct 2021, 00:31 last edited by
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              So...., Albert Einstein's little brother Frank was an absolute monster...

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 25 Oct 2021, 00:34 last edited by
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                Knowledge is knowing a tomato is not a fruit.

                Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

                Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                • J jon-nyc
                  25 Oct 2021, 00:34

                  Knowledge is knowing a tomato is not a fruit.

                  Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

                  Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 25 Oct 2021, 00:39 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc said in So....:

                  Knowledge is knowing a tomato is not a fruit.

                  ORLY?

                  Tomatoes fit the scientific definition of fruit as they form from a flower and contain seeds. So botanically, tomatoes are fruit. However, the way we eat them and treat them in cooking means that they also fall into the legal category of vegetables.

                  Ah...once again the government screwed it up...

                  While tomatoes are scientifically fruits, they're legally classed as vegetables. That may seem surprising, but the vegetable category actually encompasses a lot more than you might think. According to Merriam-Webster, a vegetable is "a usually herbaceous plant grown for an edible part that is usually eaten as part of a meal." This means that the vegetable category includes all plant parts, like roots, leaves, and stems. Fruit, on the other hand, is only the seed-carrying part of the plant. So things like beets, spinach, and broccoli are all vegetables, and are best eaten when they're in season (find a guide here!)

                  From this definition, it might seem like tomatoes are unequivocally not vegetables. So, is tomato a fruit then? Not exactly. In 1893, Congress passed a tariff act putting a 10 percent tax on whole vegetables. So, to avoid paying the fee, merchants claimed that tomatoes are fruit. A decision made by the Supreme Court for the case stated that tomatoes should be classified as a vegetable instead of a fruit for the "purposes of trade and commerce," since chefs prepare them and people eat them like vegetables. This means, legally speaking, tomatoes are vegetables.

                  Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

                  Well, yeah. Regardless of what it is.

                  Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.

                  Well yeah. Regardless of what it is...again.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    19 Oct 2021, 00:05

                    A drummer friend of mine and his wife just had twin girls.

                    They named them Anna.

                    Anna one, Anna two.......

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                    taiwan_girl
                    wrote on 25 Oct 2021, 15:05 last edited by
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                    @larry said in So....:

                    A drummer friend of mine and his wife just had twin girls.

                    They named them Anna.

                    Anna one, Anna two.......

                    A Mexico fireman and his wife had twins.

                    They named them Jose and Hose B

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                    • T taiwan_girl
                      25 Oct 2021, 15:05

                      @larry said in So....:

                      A drummer friend of mine and his wife just had twin girls.

                      They named them Anna.

                      Anna one, Anna two.......

                      A Mexico fireman and his wife had twins.

                      They named them Jose and Hose B

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 25 Oct 2021, 15:31 last edited by
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                      @taiwan_girl said in So....:

                      @larry said in So....:

                      A drummer friend of mine and his wife just had twin girls.

                      They named them Anna.

                      Anna one, Anna two.......

                      A Mexico fireman and his wife had twins.

                      They named them Jose and Hose B

                      Jesus saves.

                      Juan spends it as soon as he gets it.

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                        xenon
                        wrote on 27 Oct 2021, 20:12 last edited by
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                        My Uncle always used to say, "when one door closes, another opens."

                        Beautiful man.

                        Terrible cabinet maker.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 2 Nov 2021, 18:42 last edited by
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                          Cable guy was on my street today and asked me what time it is.

                          I said it’s between 9am and 1pm.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 3 Nov 2021, 10:49 last edited by
                            #398

                            I walked through a corn maze yesterday. I felt like I was being stalked.

                            It was earie.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              3 Nov 2021, 10:49

                              I walked through a corn maze yesterday. I felt like I was being stalked.

                              It was earie.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 3 Nov 2021, 11:48 last edited by
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                              @jon-nyc said in So....:

                              I walked through a corn maze yesterday. I felt like I was being stalked.

                              It was earie.

                              Stealing that one.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • G George K
                                3 Nov 2021, 11:48

                                @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                I walked through a corn maze yesterday. I felt like I was being stalked.

                                It was earie.

                                Stealing that one.

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                                Aqua Letifer
                                wrote on 3 Nov 2021, 15:58 last edited by
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                                @george-k said in So....:

                                @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                I walked through a corn maze yesterday. I felt like I was being stalked.

                                It was earie.

                                Stealing that one.

                                Shucks, George, those are old ones.

                                Please love yourself.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 4 Nov 2021, 23:09 last edited by
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                                  Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    4 Nov 2021, 23:09

                                    Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.

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                                    LuFins Dad
                                    wrote on 5 Nov 2021, 02:08 last edited by
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                                    @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                    Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.

                                    That was a Gouda one.

                                    The Brad

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                                    • L LuFins Dad
                                      5 Nov 2021, 02:08

                                      @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                      Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards.

                                      That was a Gouda one.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 5 Nov 2021, 03:00 last edited by
                                      #403

                                      @lufins-dad

                                      It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                      L 1 Reply Last reply 5 Nov 2021, 03:36
                                      • J jon-nyc
                                        5 Nov 2021, 03:00

                                        @lufins-dad

                                        It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.

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                                        LuFins Dad
                                        wrote on 5 Nov 2021, 03:36 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                        @lufins-dad

                                        It's not true, though, you've been feta lie.

                                        Hey, That’s nacho cheese pun! It’s mine!

                                        The Brad

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                                          LuFins Dad
                                          wrote on 5 Nov 2021, 03:39 last edited by
                                          #405

                                          Admit it, your password is Let5g08rand0n!

                                          The Brad

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