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  • Catseye3C Offline
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    Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

    Because it's a little meteor.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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    • Catseye3C Catseye3

      Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

      Because it's a little meteor.

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      @catseye3 said in So....:

      Because it's a little meteor.

      Stealing that one for future use....

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        I hate hotel bathrobes. So thick and fluffy I can barely close my suitcase.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • LarryL Offline
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          I don't understand what's so great about Switzerland, although its flag is a big plus.

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            Larry
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            #378

            So... there was a kidnapping at the local high school today....

            It's ok though, he finally woke up....

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            • LarryL Offline
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              So.... You might bevamerican before you go in the toilet, but once you get inside European.

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              • LarryL Larry

                So.... You might bevamerican before you go in the toilet, but once you get inside European.

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                @larry said in So....:

                So.... You might bevamerican before you go in the toilet, but once you get inside European.

                Until you're Finnish...

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • LarryL Offline
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                  I've been thinking about taking up meditation....

                  It beats sitting around doing nothing,.....

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                  • George KG George K

                    @larry said in So....:

                    So.... You might bevamerican before you go in the toilet, but once you get inside European.

                    Until you're Finnish...

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                    @george-k said in So....:

                    @larry said in So....:

                    So.... You might bevamerican before you go in the toilet, but once you get inside European.

                    Until you're Finnish...

                    Bahahaha

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                    • LarryL Offline
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                      Larry
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                      I was going to tell a time traveling joke but you guys didn't get it.

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                        Larry
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                        Me: "Doctor... i keep hearing a buzzing sound!"

                        Dr: " don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around.."

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                          A drummer friend of mine and his wife just had twin girls.

                          They named them Anna.

                          Anna one, Anna two.......

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                            Q: What did the average Patriot player get on the Wonderlic test?

                            A: Drool.

                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            • Catseye3C Catseye3

                              Q: What did the average Patriot player get on the Wonderlic test?

                              A: Drool.

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                              @catseye3 said in So....:

                              Q: What did the average Patriot player get on the Wonderlic test?

                              A: Drool.

                              lolol

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

                                Just Juan.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  I'm not sure if I'm an asshole or just an introvert.

                                  (Yeah, go ahead and embrace the wonderful power of and.)

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    @george-k said in So....:

                                    How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

                                    Just Juan.

                                    Mexican word of the day:

                                    Chicken finger

                                    "My Juanita say she no need me no more cause chicken finger herself"

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                                      So...., Albert Einstein's little brother Frank was an absolute monster...

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                                        Knowledge is knowing a tomato is not a fruit.

                                        Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

                                        Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                          Knowledge is knowing a tomato is not a fruit.

                                          Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

                                          Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.

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                                          @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                          Knowledge is knowing a tomato is not a fruit.

                                          ORLY?

                                          Tomatoes fit the scientific definition of fruit as they form from a flower and contain seeds. So botanically, tomatoes are fruit. However, the way we eat them and treat them in cooking means that they also fall into the legal category of vegetables.

                                          Ah...once again the government screwed it up...

                                          While tomatoes are scientifically fruits, they're legally classed as vegetables. That may seem surprising, but the vegetable category actually encompasses a lot more than you might think. According to Merriam-Webster, a vegetable is "a usually herbaceous plant grown for an edible part that is usually eaten as part of a meal." This means that the vegetable category includes all plant parts, like roots, leaves, and stems. Fruit, on the other hand, is only the seed-carrying part of the plant. So things like beets, spinach, and broccoli are all vegetables, and are best eaten when they're in season (find a guide here!)

                                          From this definition, it might seem like tomatoes are unequivocally not vegetables. So, is tomato a fruit then? Not exactly. In 1893, Congress passed a tariff act putting a 10 percent tax on whole vegetables. So, to avoid paying the fee, merchants claimed that tomatoes are fruit. A decision made by the Supreme Court for the case stated that tomatoes should be classified as a vegetable instead of a fruit for the "purposes of trade and commerce," since chefs prepare them and people eat them like vegetables. This means, legally speaking, tomatoes are vegetables.

                                          Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

                                          Well, yeah. Regardless of what it is.

                                          Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.

                                          Well yeah. Regardless of what it is...again.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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