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  • X xenon
    29 Nov 2020, 18:33

    @Larry said in So....:

    @xenon said in So....:

    My Korean friend died today...

    Soh Yung...

    It’s tough to lose a Seoul mate...

    Did you hear about the Chinese couple who gave birth to a black baby?

    They named it Sum Ting Wong...

    Ho Lee Fuk

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    Larry
    wrote on 29 Nov 2020, 18:37 last edited by
    #201

    @xenon said in So....:

    @Larry said in So....:

    @xenon said in So....:

    My Korean friend died today...

    Soh Yung...

    It’s tough to lose a Seoul mate...

    Did you hear about the Chinese couple who gave birth to a black baby?

    They named it Sum Ting Wong...

    Ho Lee Fuk

    I remember him. I sold him a baby grand for his daughter Yu Wan......

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 30 Nov 2020, 05:06 last edited by
      #202

      Not to brag or anything, but every time I go to the store the cashiers check me out.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 3 Dec 2020, 12:14 last edited by
        #203

        I was this close to buying a Bugatti Veyon but no cup holder is a total dealbreaker so I got my Corolla instead.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 4 Dec 2020, 01:39 last edited by
          #204

          If I had $.50 for every math exam I ever failed, I’d have $8.40

          Only non-witches get due process.

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            Larry
            wrote on 4 Dec 2020, 02:57 last edited by
            #205

            So.... the difference between me AndyD is that when I say "I blew a tranny" I'm having car trouble....

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              Larry
              wrote on 4 Dec 2020, 02:59 last edited by
              #206

              My neighbor accidentally shot his wife through her nipple.

              Tore her kneecap plumb off....

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                Larry
                wrote on 4 Dec 2020, 03:02 last edited by
                #207

                So.. I was in a bar last night when the bartender shouted "Anyone here know CPR?"
                I shouted "I do!! In fact, I know the whole alphabet!!"

                Everybody in the place laughed... except for this one guy.....

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 4 Dec 2020, 03:08 last edited by
                  #208

                  So I told my wife about seeing a man get thrown under a bus today.

                  She said "oh my! Was it moving?"

                  I said "a few people cried, but I was ok.."

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 4 Dec 2020, 03:11 last edited by
                    #209

                    So.. I won a million dollars in the lottery today.

                    I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

                    Now I have $999,999.75....

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 13 Dec 2020, 04:46 last edited by
                      #210

                      People need to understand that "Baby, It's Cold Outside" was written in a different time even if the idea of being at someone else's house is shocking to us today.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 13 Dec 2020, 15:16 last edited by
                        #211

                        I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.

                        “Take the high road,” I thought to myself So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

                        The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.

                        When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

                        Now she has to go back to the end of the line start all over.

                        Don't honk your horn at old people.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Larry
                          wrote on 13 Dec 2020, 18:44 last edited by Larry
                          #212

                          My cousin quit his job at the erectile dysfunction clinic.

                          He said he hadn't had a raise in years...

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 14 Dec 2020, 16:55 last edited by
                            #213

                            Husband: My but you’re beautiful

                            Waitress: why thank you sir.

                            Wife: Why don’t you tell her about your erectile dysfunction, Jim?

                            Husband: Of course, where are my manners? Allow me to introduce my erectile dysfunction, her name is Margaret.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 15 Dec 2020, 18:47 last edited by
                              #214

                              Her: You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear.

                              Me: Sure, I’ll have a beer.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 16 Dec 2020, 00:19 last edited by
                                #215

                                When I’m with my Spanish speaking friends I like to say “mucho”.

                                It means a lot to them.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  Larry
                                  wrote on 16 Dec 2020, 22:47 last edited by
                                  #216

                                  I used to have a masturbation addiction but I had to stop.

                                  It was getting out of hand...

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                                    xenon
                                    wrote on 16 Dec 2020, 22:56 last edited by
                                    #217

                                    I do my best thinking after sex...

                                    I came to realize.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 18 Dec 2020, 22:33 last edited by
                                      #218

                                      I bought a new porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of a fat guy holding his dong.

                                      Then I realized the TV wasn't on.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        Larry
                                        wrote on 18 Dec 2020, 23:20 last edited by
                                        #219

                                        I went to a child psychologist.

                                        He was 7 years old......

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 21 Dec 2020, 11:47 last edited by jon-nyc
                                          #220

                                          The car salesman told me “this car will hold five people without any problems”.

                                          I said, “Where the hell am I going to find five people without any problems.”

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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