So....

[jon-nyc]

We just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than my grandmother.

[Catseye3]

"What did the horse say to the other horse when he fell down?"

"I don't know. What?"

"Help. I've fallen and I can't giddy-up."

[Larry]

@xenon said in So....:

My Korean friend died today...

Soh Yung...

It’s tough to lose a Seoul mate...

Did you hear about the Chinese couple who gave birth to a black baby?

They named it Sum Ting Wong...

[xenon]

@Larry said in So....:

@xenon said in So....:

My Korean friend died today...

Soh Yung...

It’s tough to lose a Seoul mate...

Did you hear about the Chinese couple who gave birth to a black baby?

They named it Sum Ting Wong...

Ho Lee Fuk

[Larry]

@xenon said in So....:

@Larry said in So....:

@xenon said in So....:

My Korean friend died today...

Soh Yung...

It’s tough to lose a Seoul mate...

Did you hear about the Chinese couple who gave birth to a black baby?

They named it Sum Ting Wong...

Ho Lee Fuk

I remember him. I sold him a baby grand for his daughter Yu Wan......

[jon-nyc]

Not to brag or anything, but every time I go to the store the cashiers check me out.

[jon-nyc]

I was this close to buying a Bugatti Veyon but no cup holder is a total dealbreaker so I got my Corolla instead.

[jon-nyc]

If I had $.50 for every math exam I ever failed, I’d have $8.40

[Larry]

So.... the difference between me AndyD is that when I say "I blew a tranny" I'm having car trouble....

[Larry]

My neighbor accidentally shot his wife through her nipple.

Tore her kneecap plumb off....

[Larry]

So.. I was in a bar last night when the bartender shouted "Anyone here know CPR?"
I shouted "I do!! In fact, I know the whole alphabet!!"

Everybody in the place laughed... except for this one guy.....

[Larry]

So I told my wife about seeing a man get thrown under a bus today.

She said "oh my! Was it moving?"

I said "a few people cried, but I was ok.."

[Larry]

So.. I won a million dollars in the lottery today.

I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

Now I have $999,999.75....

[jon-nyc]

People need to understand that "Baby, It's Cold Outside" was written in a different time even if the idea of being at someone else's house is shocking to us today.

[George K]

I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.

“Take the high road,” I thought to myself So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

Now she has to go back to the end of the line start all over.

Don't honk your horn at old people.

[Larry]

My cousin quit his job at the erectile dysfunction clinic.

He said he hadn't had a raise in years...

[jon-nyc]

Husband: My but you’re beautiful

Waitress: why thank you sir.

Wife: Why don’t you tell her about your erectile dysfunction, Jim?

Husband: Of course, where are my manners? Allow me to introduce my erectile dysfunction, her name is Margaret.

[jon-nyc]

Her: You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear.

Me: Sure, I’ll have a beer.

[jon-nyc]

When I’m with my Spanish speaking friends I like to say “mucho”.

It means a lot to them.

[Larry]

I used to have a masturbation addiction but I had to stop.

It was getting out of hand...