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    Improviso
    wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 12:20 last edited by
    #7

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    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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      xenon
      wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 21:07 last edited by xenon
      #8

      Steve Jobs would have made a better President than Trump...

      ...but that's comparing apples to oranges.

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      • X xenon
        16 Apr 2020, 21:07

        Steve Jobs would have made a better President than Trump...

        ...but that's comparing apples to oranges.

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        George K
        wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 21:21 last edited by
        #9

        @xenon said in So....:

        Steve Jobs would have made a better President than Trump...

        ...but that's comparing apples to oranges.

        😆

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          16 Apr 2020, 21:07

          Steve Jobs would have made a better President than Trump...

          ...but that's comparing apples to oranges.

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          brenda
          wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 23:36 last edited by
          #10

          @xenon said in So....:

          Steve Jobs would have made a better President than Trump...

          ...but that's comparing apples to oranges.

          That's so bad it's good! LOL

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 21 Apr 2020, 21:26 last edited by
            #11

            I just heard something suspicious outside and caught some asshole siphoning gas into my car.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • J jon-nyc
              21 Apr 2020, 21:26

              I just heard something suspicious outside and caught some asshole siphoning gas into my car.

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              mark
              wrote on 21 Apr 2020, 21:33 last edited by
              #12

              @jon-nyc lol

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                Larry
                wrote on 28 Apr 2020, 00:43 last edited by
                #13

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 28 Apr 2020, 14:18 last edited by
                  #14

                  So... I feel like I'm 16 again...

                  Gas is cheap..
                  I can't get into a bar or drink..
                  And I'm grounded...

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 28 Apr 2020, 14:27 last edited by
                    #15

                    So.. the Catholic church just released a new aftershave...

                    Eau My God.....

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 28 Apr 2020, 14:28 last edited by
                      #16

                      So.. my grandfather was in the army until he ate all the rations...

                      He was shot for desserting ...

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                        Larry
                        wrote on 28 Apr 2020, 14:31 last edited by
                        #17

                        Did you know that when you say the word "poop" your mouth moves the same way your butthole moves?

                        The same goes for "explosive diahrrea"....

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 9 May 2020, 14:45 last edited by
                          #18

                          If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:

                          Fly with your wife to a dream destination or have a BBQ with the guys, what would you choose?

                          1. Rare,
                          2. Medium rare or
                          3. Medium?

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            Larry
                            wrote on 12 May 2020, 01:20 last edited by
                            #19

                            So.. in this difficult time we should all endeavor to lend a helping hand to others when we can. Just today I helped my neighbor bury a large rug in the woods behind her house.

                            Her husband would have helped, but he's out of town.....

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 12 May 2020, 01:22 last edited by
                              #20

                              My wife said she's leaving me because she's sick and tired of my "weird sexual fetishes"..

                              So I said "oh yeah? Well just slam the door on my pecker when you leave!!"

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                                Larry
                                wrote on 12 May 2020, 01:23 last edited by
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                                I don't trust people who have fruit fetishes..

                                They usually come in pears....

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 15 May 2020, 01:53 last edited by
                                  #22

                                  Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver.

                                  But don’t worry. He’ll resurface eventually.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    Larry
                                    wrote on 15 May 2020, 15:38 last edited by
                                    #23

                                    So.. the world's oldest man died today....

                                    Why does this keep happening?.....

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 15 May 2020, 15:39 last edited by
                                      #24

                                      I've figured out why so many old women have so many cats..

                                      It's called many paws.....

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                                        Improviso
                                        wrote on 18 May 2020, 11:59 last edited by
                                        #25

                                        So...😬

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                                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                          Larry
                                          wrote on 19 May 2020, 01:06 last edited by
                                          #26

                                          Last night my wife met me at the front door wearing nothing but a tiny little see through nightie.

                                          Unfortunately, she was the one coming home....

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