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  • LarryL Offline
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    Larry
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    So.. today, Joe Biden said "If you thought the Republican convention was exciting, just wait until we have ours!"

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    • LarryL Offline
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      Larry
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      #138

      So... I tried to remarry my ex wife once..

      But she figured out that I was only after my money....

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      • LarryL Offline
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        Larry
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        #139

        What do you get a man who has everything?

        A woman.

        She'll tell him how everything works....

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        • LarryL Offline
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          Larry
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          My wife told me she needed more space.

          So... I locked her out of the house...

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          • LarryL Offline
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            Larry
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            THE THREE UNWRITTEN RULES ABOUT MARRIAGE:

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            • LarryL Offline
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              Larry
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              #142

              "Mr. Smith, I'm calling to tell you that your wife is in the hospital. I'm sorry, but she's critical."

              "Damn... what's she complaining about this time?"....

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              • LarryL Offline
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                Larry
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                #143

                "My wife and I had a huge fight the other night, but in the end she came crawling to me on her hands and knees."

                "Wow.. that's impressive! What did she say?"

                "Get out from under that bed, you cowardly son of a bitch!".....

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                • LarryL Offline
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                  Larry
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                  So.. I asked my wife why brides at weddings were always dressed in white.

                  She said "Because she's happy. It's the happiest day of her life."

                  So I said "is that why the groom is always dressed in black?"

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                  • LarryL Offline
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                    Larry
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                    #145

                    I got so pissed off at my car's GPS system the other day that I yelled at it and told it to go to hell

                    2 hours later I pulled up in front of my mother in law's house....

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                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                      #146

                      God said unto John, “Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life.”

                      But John came in fifth and won a toaster.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • LarryL Offline
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                        Larry
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                        #147

                        So... times are A little hard right now so I will be selling nude photos of myself to make some extra money.

                        5 dollars each if you want one.

                        25 dollars if you don't...

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                          What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

                          I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

                            I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.

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                            @jon-nyc said in So....:

                            What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

                            I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.

                            Does this website look familiar to you?

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                              jon-nyc
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                              Ha. No.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                Well, both of the jokes you posted today are from the top three jokes on this site.

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                                • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                                  Doctor Phibes
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                                  What are the odds that two completely independent sources would post such shit jokes?

                                  I was only joking

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    A have real problems with speed bumps.

                                    But I’ve been getting over them slowly.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      I got a new blindfold.

                                      But I couldn’t see myself wearing it.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                                        What are the odds that two completely independent sources would post such shit jokes?

                                        LarryL Offline
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                                        Larry
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                                        @Doctor-Phibes said in So....:

                                        What are the odds that two completely independent sources would post such shit jokes?

                                        England has a new missile they named Civil Servant.

                                        It doesn't work and nobody can fire it.

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                                          In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

                                          One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

                                          The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

                                          This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh*t in it."

                                          The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

                                          The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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