So....
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Magic Johnson wasted the worlds best porn name on a basketball career.
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They laughed at my pencil drawings.
So I laughed at their chalk outlines...
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“That’s what.”
-she -
I googled "who gives a shit".
My name wasn't in the search results.
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said: “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 190 pounds, is soft-spoken and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protested: “Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied: “Yes, but who wants HIM back?” -
I just watched Jaws backwards.
It’s a heartwarming story about a shark who gives limbs to the disabled.
