I thought surely this was the Onion or the Bee...
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A lot of people that never had chickens before, now have them. Many of these folks only have two or three, usually in the backyard, housed in a cute $300 coop they bought at Tractor Supply. They look at then as pets, not livestock.
Meh.
Nasty? A chicken ain't nothing but a hog with feathers. Only an idiot would be kissing up on chickens.
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But no, it's the BBC. CDC urges Americans not to kiss live chickens.
@mik said in I thought surely this was the Onion or the Bee...:
But no, it's the BBC. CDC urges Americans not to kiss live chickens.
What kind of sicko's kiss chickens?
You choke the chicken. You kiss the sheep.
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@Doctor-Phibes I understand that in some parts of Wales, the order is reversed.
I just woke up cut me some slack.
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Fvcking CDC trying to take away our freedoms!
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A lot of people that never had chickens before, now have them. Many of these folks only have two or three, usually in the backyard, housed in a cute $300 coop they bought at Tractor Supply. They look at then as pets, not livestock.
Meh.
Nasty? A chicken ain't nothing but a hog with feathers. Only an idiot would be kissing up on chickens.
@jolly said in I thought surely this was the Onion or the Bee...:
A lot of people that never had chickens before, now have them. Many of these folks only have two or three, usually in the backyard, housed in a cute $300 coop they bought at Tractor Supply. They look at then as pets, not livestock.
Meh.
Nasty? A chicken ain't nothing but a hog with feathers. Only an idiot would be kissing up on chickens.
Think of them as your nutritional support animal.
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A lot of people that never had chickens before, now have them. Many of these folks only have two or three, usually in the backyard, housed in a cute $300 coop they bought at Tractor Supply. They look at then as pets, not livestock.
Meh.
Nasty? A chicken ain't nothing but a hog with feathers. Only an idiot would be kissing up on chickens.
@jolly said in I thought surely this was the Onion or the Bee...:
Nasty? A chicken ain't nothing but a hog with feathers. Only an idiot would be kissing up on chickens.
Certainly, if there's a hog available, it wouldn't make any sense at all.
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