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It's the end of the world as we know it...

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #5

    I wanna see the pre-nup.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #6

      This will be the richest meme source for the next month, if not longer:

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • MikM Offline
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        Mik
        wrote on last edited by
        #7

        Embarrassingly awkward.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • JollyJ Offline
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          Jolly
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          #8

          Wonder what the new wife looks like?

          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #9

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • JollyJ Jolly

              Wonder what the new wife looks like?

              CopperC Offline
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              Copper
              wrote on last edited by
              #10

              @jolly said in It's the end of the world as we know it...:

              Wonder what the new wife looks like?

              I assume she looks like about 18.

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              • AxtremusA Offline
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                Axtremus
                wrote on last edited by Axtremus
                #11

                How banal that you all ascribe such a base explanation to the Gates’ domestic configuration change. It may simply be that Bill’s secret laboratory has finally achieved a momentous breakthrough in humanoid AI robotics technology that he has always dream about.

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #12

                  Apparently, there is no pre-nuptual agreement.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • AxtremusA Offline
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                    Axtremus
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #13

                    Wow, she laughed so hard in that picture!

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                    • L Offline
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                      Loki
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                      #14

                      Youngest daughter is 18. How many years has this been planned?

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                      • L Loki

                        Youngest daughter is 18. How many years has this been planned?

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                        LuFins Dad
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                        #15

                        @loki since 1994?

                        The Brad

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                        • MikM Offline
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                          Mik
                          wrote on last edited by Mik
                          #16

                          Maybe she was outsourced. I wonder if she has to train her replacement.

                          Of course, he could have been outsourced as well.

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                            Aqua Letifer
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #17

                            Typical Microsoft relationship: Great on paper, seemed really good at the time, but slowed down over the years and eventually crapped out.

                            Please love yourself.

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                            • LuFins DadL Offline
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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #18

                              I seem to have read that she was his better angel through the years. Winder if he stays as philanthropic?

                              The Brad

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                                Doctor Phibes
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                                #19

                                For years, Bill Gates has had a room at the very top of his mansion. A room that everybody is forbidden from entering. Melinda was initially mildly curious, but as time has gone on, she became more and more convinced that there was a terrible, dark secret hidden behind the heavy oak door leading to the room known only as L1. At night, she swore she could hear strange, unearthly sounds from behind it.

                                Finally, she could stand it no longer. Choosing a night when Bill was away on one of his "charitable" missions, she crept out of her room, taking with her the key that had been given to her in the early days of their marriage as a token of trust, and opened the door.

                                In the room was a single computer.

                                She switched it on.

                                And life as she knew it was changed for ever.

                                Screen

                                I was only joking

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                                • CopperC Offline
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                                  Copper
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                                  #20

                                  I assume that any of you would marry Bill in a heartbeat.

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                                  • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                                    Aqua Letifer
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #21

                                    😄

                                    Please love yourself.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      You were warned.

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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                                        markM Offline
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                                        mark
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                                        #23

                                        @jon-nyc lmao

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                                        • George KG Offline
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                                          George K
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                                          #24

                                          I know, it's 'Bezos'...

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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