“On line three, we have Donny from Queens...”
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wrote on 24 Apr 2020, 23:29 last edited by
OK, well it's not always easy to find a silver lining.
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wrote on 24 Apr 2020, 23:47 last edited by
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wrote on 24 Apr 2020, 23:48 last edited by
There's probably already a shortage.
Copper, you might want to get yours while you can.
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Now begins the imbleachment hearings.
wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 00:05 last edited by@LuFins-Dad said in “On line three, we have Donny from Queens...”:
Now begins the imbleachment hearings.
POTD
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 02:35 last edited by
Also on twitter:
Its truly sad that Bleach Shaming Twitter makes it impossible to have a civil, rational discussion about mainlining cleaning products.
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 12:49 last edited by Axtremus
h/t wtg
The Onion saw this coming a month ago, published on March 25:
https://local.theonion.com/man-just-buying-one-of-every-cleaning-product-in-case-t-1842493766
Man Just Buying One of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure
EVANSTON, WY—Throwing bottles of bleach, ammonia, and Drano into a cart at his local grocery store, area man Troy Mitchell was reportedly stocking up on one of every cleaning product he could find Wednesday in case President Donald Trump announces it is a coronavirus cure. “I got toilet bowl cleaner, carpet cleaner, Swiffer WetJet refills—you name it—just so me and my family will be ready if the president announces one of these things can treat Chinese virus,” said Mitchell, indiscriminately throwing containers of laundry detergent, Scrubbing Bubbles, grout whitener, steel wool, Febreze, Tilex mold and mildew remover, and laptop screen wipes into the cart, the contents of which rang up to $2,513.67 at checkout. “I’m not getting caught without some oven degreaser should Trump say it’s going to save us, so I better go ahead and grab me a bottle. After this, I’m hitting the hardware store to pick up a 5-gallon bucket of roof sealant to make sure I’m prepared in the event that turns out to be what gets rid of the Wuhan. Could just be 10 or 20 squirts of Windex into each nostril. You never know what might work in a pinch!” At press time, neighbors confirmed Mitchell had been found unresponsive on the floor of his bathroom with several empty aerosol cans of Rust-Oleum wax-and-tar-removing solvent by his head.
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 12:59 last edited by
OMG! :lol2:
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 13:32 last edited by
Take that, Babylon Bee!
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 14:36 last edited by
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 16:22 last edited by
You guys do know that Hydrogen Peroxide (a popular disinfectant) was administered intravenously during the Spanish Flu to great effect?
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 16:31 last edited by
Apparently there are folks working on LED UV lights that can go down the vent tube and attack the virus in the trachea.
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You guys do know that Hydrogen Peroxide (a popular disinfectant) was administered intravenously during the Spanish Flu to great effect?
wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 16:34 last edited by@LuFins-Dad said in “On line three, we have Donny from Queens...”:
You guys do know that Hydrogen Peroxide (a popular disinfectant) was administered intravenously during the Spanish Flu to great effect?
Cool! Why did they stop it? You don’t hear much about that for viral treatment today. Did they do it in the 57 or 68 outbreaks? Was it attempted for SARS, MERS, or Ebola?
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You guys do know that Hydrogen Peroxide (a popular disinfectant) was administered intravenously during the Spanish Flu to great effect?
wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 16:56 last edited by mark@LuFins-Dad said in “On line three, we have Donny from Queens...”:
You guys do know that Hydrogen Peroxide (a popular disinfectant) was administered intravenously during the Spanish Flu to great effect?
Unproven quackery! Why would you suggest a treatment from over 100 years ago. Next up, a good blood letting!
The only places I can find are wackadoodle sites and youtube that are pushing this as a treatment for everything and anything.
The only real news sources I found were not favorable.
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There's probably already a shortage.
Copper, you might want to get yours while you can.
wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 17:26 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in “On line three, we have Donny from Queens...”:
There's probably already a shortage.
Copper, you might want to get yours while you can.
We hoarded, we're fine
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 17:33 last edited by
Better approach to satirize the President than hair on fire everyone is gonna die from injecting themselves with Lysol. Nice recovery.
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 18:25 last edited by
Yet there really are Darwin Award contestants out there...
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wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 18:28 last edited by Horace
I respect their willingness to put themselves at risk, for science. Progress requires sacrifice.
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@LuFins-Dad said in “On line three, we have Donny from Queens...”:
You guys do know that Hydrogen Peroxide (a popular disinfectant) was administered intravenously during the Spanish Flu to great effect?
Unproven quackery! Why would you suggest a treatment from over 100 years ago. Next up, a good blood letting!
The only places I can find are wackadoodle sites and youtube that are pushing this as a treatment for everything and anything.
The only real news sources I found were not favorable.
wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 18:38 last edited by@mark I didn’t fucking recommend it. I mentioned that it’s been used in the past. I am getting really sick of your panicked and overbearing attitude.
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@mark I didn’t fucking recommend it. I mentioned that it’s been used in the past. I am getting really sick of your panicked and overbearing attitude.
wrote on 25 Apr 2020, 19:00 last edited by@LuFins-Dad WTF are you talking about? I am not panicked nor overbearing. You are touting unproven bullshit treatments and you are calling me out for calling you out?
Yeah, OK then.