If I Ran the Zoo
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wrote on 5 Mar 2021, 15:05 last edited by
@george-k said in If I Ran the Zoo:
Oh COME. ON.
HALF-ASSED AND INCOMPETENT INTERNET BARDS:
ADHERE TO THE METRE, IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD! -
@george-k said in If I Ran the Zoo:
Oh COME. ON.
HALF-ASSED AND INCOMPETENT INTERNET BARDS:
ADHERE TO THE METRE, IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD!wrote on 5 Mar 2021, 15:19 last edited by@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
ADHERE TO THE METRE
That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.
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@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
ADHERE TO THE METRE
That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.
wrote on 5 Mar 2021, 15:26 last edited by@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
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@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
wrote on 5 Mar 2021, 16:28 last edited by@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
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@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
wrote on 5 Mar 2021, 16:30 last edited by@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
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@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
wrote on 5 Mar 2021, 18:11 last edited by@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
Lord George "Baller" Byron
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@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
Lord George "Baller" Byron
wrote on 5 Mar 2021, 18:48 last edited by@xenon said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
Lord George "Baller" Byron
If he were around today you bet your ass that's how he would introduce himself.
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wrote on 5 Mar 2021, 18:50 last edited by
Meanwhile back at the ranch...
Southern Poverty Law Center...
https://pjmedia.com/culture/jeff-reynolds/2021/02/27/from-the-everything-is-stupid-files-dr-seuss-books-declared-racist-n1428846 -
wrote on 6 Mar 2021, 12:47 last edited by George K 3 Jun 2021, 12:48
Your Dr. Seuss (and other offensive things) reading for the day:
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