If I Ran the Zoo
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@george-k said in If I Ran the Zoo:
Oh COME. ON.
HALF-ASSED AND INCOMPETENT INTERNET BARDS:
ADHERE TO THE METRE, IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD! -
@george-k said in If I Ran the Zoo:
Oh COME. ON.
HALF-ASSED AND INCOMPETENT INTERNET BARDS:
ADHERE TO THE METRE, IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD!@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
ADHERE TO THE METRE
That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.
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@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
ADHERE TO THE METRE
That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.
@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
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@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
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@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
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@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
Lord George "Baller" Byron
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@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
Lord George "Baller" Byron
@xenon said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:
@aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:
The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.
That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.
Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.
...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.
Lord George "Baller" Byron
If he were around today you bet your ass that's how he would introduce himself.
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