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If I Ran the Zoo

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  • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

    @George-K how do you post the image of the article?

    https://babylonbee.com/news/public-school-teachers-issue-students-their-summer-book-burning-list

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    George K
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    #19

    @lufins-dad said in If I Ran the Zoo:

    how do you post the image of the article?

    Screenshot of the article, then post like any picture.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      LuFins Dad
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      #20

      I suppose Curious George is next?

      The Brad

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        jon-nyc
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        #21

        No, they're just rebooting him as Bi-Curious George.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          George K
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          #22

          https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/ebay-dr-seuss-books-listings-removed

          Online retailer eBay is removing several Dr. Seuss books from its website that are no longer being published.

          A spokeswoman for the website told the Washington Examiner on Thursday that it would no longer be allowing sellers to list six books that have been deemed by Dr. Seuss Enterprises, the company that preserves Theodor Seuss "Ted" Geisel's legacy, as containing racially insensitive imagery.

          "At eBay, we have a strict policy against hate and discrimination to ensure our platform remains a safe, trusted and inclusive environment for our global community of buyers and sellers," eBay Corporate Communications Specialist Parmita Choudhury said. "We're currently sweeping our marketplace to remove these items. It can take some time to review all existing listings and provide education to impacted users. We're also monitoring the newly published list to be reviewed."

          But...of course:

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
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            #23

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            https://www.npr.org/2020/12/03/934634998/the-100-best-songs-of-2020-page-5

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • George KG George K

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              https://www.npr.org/2020/12/03/934634998/the-100-best-songs-of-2020-page-5

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              LuFins Dad
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              #24

              @george-k said in If I Ran the Zoo:

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              https://www.npr.org/2020/12/03/934634998/the-100-best-songs-of-2020-page-5

              I can pull up W.A.P. on Amazon Music right now. If I Ran the Zoo on Amazon Books? Not a chance.

              The Brad

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                #25

                Seems pretty goofy to me.

                People are so instant reactive, that they dont think about things too long term.

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  #26

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG George K

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                    Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                    Aqua Letifer
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                    #27

                    @george-k said in If I Ran the Zoo:

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                    Oh COME. ON.

                    HALF-ASSED AND INCOMPETENT INTERNET BARDS:
                    ADHERE TO THE METRE, IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD!

                    Please love yourself.

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                    • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                      @george-k said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                      157210841_10219970512355625_8401902136988720483_n.jpg

                      Oh COME. ON.

                      HALF-ASSED AND INCOMPETENT INTERNET BARDS:
                      ADHERE TO THE METRE, IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD!

                      Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                      Doctor Phibes
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                      #28

                      @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                      ADHERE TO THE METRE

                      That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.

                      I was only joking

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                      • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                        @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                        ADHERE TO THE METRE

                        That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.

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                        Aqua Letifer
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                        #29

                        @doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                        That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.

                        The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.

                        Please love yourself.

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                        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                          @doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                          That's not the American spelling. You're attempts to appear more civilised than you literally are are duly noted, you looser.

                          The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.

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                          @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                          The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.

                          That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.

                          I was only joking

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                          • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                            @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                            The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.

                            That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.

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                            Aqua Letifer
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                            @doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                            @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                            The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.

                            That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.

                            Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.

                            ...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.

                            Please love yourself.

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                            • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                              @doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                              @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                              The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.

                              That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.

                              Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.

                              ...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.

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                              @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                              @doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                              @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                              The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.

                              That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.

                              Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.

                              ...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.

                              Lord George "Baller" Byron

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                              • X xenon

                                @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                                @doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                                @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                                The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.

                                That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.

                                Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.

                                ...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.

                                Lord George "Baller" Byron

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                                #33

                                @xenon said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                                @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                                @doctor-phibes said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                                @aqua-letifer said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                                The reason I use "metre" is the exact same reason why I wrote an expletive-infused insult in verse: I learned poetry from Lord Byron.

                                That explains it. A guy who couldn't even spell 'Brian' correctly.

                                Yeah but for saying that, he'd have no problem taking his wooden foot off and beating you senseless with it.

                                ...Which you have to admit is ten times more of a baller move than simply using one's shoe.

                                Lord George "Baller" Byron

                                If he were around today you bet your ass that's how he would introduce himself.

                                Please love yourself.

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                                  Meanwhile back at the ranch...

                                  Southern Poverty Law Center...
                                  https://pjmedia.com/culture/jeff-reynolds/2021/02/27/from-the-everything-is-stupid-files-dr-seuss-books-declared-racist-n1428846

                                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                    George K
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                                    Your Dr. Seuss (and other offensive things) reading for the day:

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      No, they're just rebooting him as Bi-Curious George.

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                                      @jon-nyc said in If I Ran the Zoo:

                                      No, they're just rebooting him as Bi-Curious George.

                                      ** Snort **

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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