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More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?

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  • Catseye3C Offline
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    Catseye3
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    In what other aspects of your life do you apply the rationale you use to avoid a Vegan/Vegetarian lifestyle? (i.e. “This action/choice is indefensible but I’ll do it anyway since it’s 1. enjoyable, and 2. socially permissible.”) – Ndi S. (New York, NY)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    If I’m understanding correctly, the question is: “You’ve admitted that despite knowing how wrong it is to support the torture and brutal slaughter of helpless animals, you do it anyway because you’re kind of a dick. Where else in your life are you kind of a dick in a similar way?”

    Good question. Let’s see…

    I’m typing this on a MacBook Pro made in a Chinese factory of nightmares and suicide.

    I buy plastic things a lot and only recycle them if it’s easy.

    I’m wearing clothes most likely sewn by a melancholy 11-year-old somewhere far away in “Let’s just not think about that!” land.

    I sometimes leave the water running while I’m brushing my teeth even though lack of clean water is destroying like 50% of the world’s happiness.

    I hire unpaid interns sometimes.

    I walk by 15 homeless people a day and give them money only when I have change in my pocket and then walk into a coffee shop and tip the barista a dollar or two even though they definitely have a bed.

    If I walk by someone’s house and a mean-looking dog is in the yard behind a fence, I bark at him to get him worked up because it’s funny and he doesn’t know how to open the gate.

    I leave my phone on LTE until the plane gets too high to get a signal.

    I sneak down to better seats at the Red Sox game.

    I sometimes sign Andrew up for the mailing lists of fortune tellers and other mystics when I have a few minutes to kill on the internet.

    I cohabitate with a tortoise in a small apartment even though he belongs in the desert.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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    • taiwan_girlT Offline
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      taiwan_girl
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      #2

      I heard a comic person say,

      "I am not a vegetarian because I care about animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants!!!!"

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      • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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        Aqua Letifer
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        #3

        @catseye3 said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

        In what other aspects of your life do you apply the rationale you use to avoid a Vegan/Vegetarian lifestyle?

        I reject the premise, sorry.

        :::

        I went full vegan for 3 months. Even after the steep nutrition alternative learning curve, I felt terrible—lightheaded, weak and generally unhealthy—I constantly had diarrhea, and my shit was a green, puddinglike consistency whose odor was gargantuan in its offense.

        :::

        I eat meat for health reasons. Just not a whole lot of it. Also for health reasons.

        Please love yourself.

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        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

          @catseye3 said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

          In what other aspects of your life do you apply the rationale you use to avoid a Vegan/Vegetarian lifestyle?

          I reject the premise, sorry.

          :::

          I went full vegan for 3 months. Even after the steep nutrition alternative learning curve, I felt terrible—lightheaded, weak and generally unhealthy—I constantly had diarrhea, and my shit was a green, puddinglike consistency whose odor was gargantuan in its offense.

          :::

          I eat meat for health reasons. Just not a whole lot of it. Also for health reasons.

          MikM Offline
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          Mik
          wrote on last edited by Mik
          #4

          @aqua-letifer said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

          @catseye3 said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

          In what other aspects of your life do you apply the rationale you use to avoid a Vegan/Vegetarian lifestyle?

          I reject the premise, sorry.

          :::

          I went full vegan for 3 months. Even after the steep nutrition alternative learning curve, I felt terrible—lightheaded, weak and generally unhealthy—I constantly had diarrhea, and my shit was a green, puddinglike consistency whose odor was gargantuan in its offense.

          :::

          I eat meat for health reasons. Just not a whole lot of it. Also for health reasons.

          You certainly have a way with words. 😆

          I'm a simple man. We raise 'em, we kill 'em, we eat 'em. Fuck 'em. Many of them would gladly eat you while your heart still beat without a shred of concern about your welfare. Nature, as they say, is metal.

          "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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          • Doctor PhibesD Online
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            A friend of a friend posted a picture of a fox in England, with a dead cat in its mouth. It was a reaction against people who dislike fox hunting, which has been banned for a while. One of the comments was 'See, foxes aren't nice cuddly animals, they're evil!' which struck me as a particularly stupid anthropomorphism, particularly if you've ever watched a cat play with a mouse.

            Anyway, to digress, I'm with Oscar Wilde regarding British fox hunting - 'The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable'.

            I was only joking

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            • JollyJ Offline
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              Jolly
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              #6

              Ever kill a cow with a sledgehammer?

              I have.

              Tim wouldn't like me.

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              • MikM Offline
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                Mik
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                #7

                We are much too removed from our food sources.

                "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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                • MikM Mik

                  We are much too removed from our food sources.

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                  Jolly
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                  #8

                  @mik said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

                  We are much too removed from our food sources.

                  Amen.

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • MikM Mik

                    We are much too removed from our food sources.

                    taiwan_girlT Offline
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                    @mik said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

                    We are much too removed from our food sources.

                    Agree.

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                    • LuFins DadL Offline
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                      LuFins Dad
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                      #10

                      Will I look like an idiot if I ask who Tim Urban is?

                      The Brad

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                      • MikM Offline
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                        Mik
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                        Not at all. As near as I can determine he is a 7th place American Idol finalist. In other words, nobody.

                        "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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                        • MikM Mik

                          Not at all. As near as I can determine he is a 7th place American Idol finalist. In other words, nobody.

                          Doctor PhibesD Online
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                          Doctor Phibes
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                          @mik said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

                          Not at all. As near as I can determine he is a 7th place American Idol finalist. In other words, nobody.

                          LOL. That's a different guy entirely.

                          I was only joking

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                          • MikM Offline
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                            Mik
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                            Like there's two Tim Urbans...riiight. 😆

                            "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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                              jon-nyc
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                              His ‘wait but why’ blog has had some epic entries. We’ve talked about some over the years.

                              https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_new_coffee_room/viewtopic.php?p=1189376#p1189376

                              If you don't take it, it can only good happen.

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                              • MikM Mik

                                Like there's two Tim Urbans...riiight. 😆

                                Doctor PhibesD Online
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                                @mik said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

                                Like there's two Tim Urbans...riiight. 😆

                                Personally, I prefer to be called Tim Urbane. It's like Brown and Browne, but it's important.

                                I was only joking

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