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More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?

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  • Catseye3C Offline
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    Catseye3
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    In what other aspects of your life do you apply the rationale you use to avoid a Vegan/Vegetarian lifestyle? (i.e. “This action/choice is indefensible but I’ll do it anyway since it’s 1. enjoyable, and 2. socially permissible.”) – Ndi S. (New York, NY)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    If I’m understanding correctly, the question is: “You’ve admitted that despite knowing how wrong it is to support the torture and brutal slaughter of helpless animals, you do it anyway because you’re kind of a dick. Where else in your life are you kind of a dick in a similar way?”

    Good question. Let’s see…

    I’m typing this on a MacBook Pro made in a Chinese factory of nightmares and suicide.

    I buy plastic things a lot and only recycle them if it’s easy.

    I’m wearing clothes most likely sewn by a melancholy 11-year-old somewhere far away in “Let’s just not think about that!” land.

    I sometimes leave the water running while I’m brushing my teeth even though lack of clean water is destroying like 50% of the world’s happiness.

    I hire unpaid interns sometimes.

    I walk by 15 homeless people a day and give them money only when I have change in my pocket and then walk into a coffee shop and tip the barista a dollar or two even though they definitely have a bed.

    If I walk by someone’s house and a mean-looking dog is in the yard behind a fence, I bark at him to get him worked up because it’s funny and he doesn’t know how to open the gate.

    I leave my phone on LTE until the plane gets too high to get a signal.

    I sneak down to better seats at the Red Sox game.

    I sometimes sign Andrew up for the mailing lists of fortune tellers and other mystics when I have a few minutes to kill on the internet.

    I cohabitate with a tortoise in a small apartment even though he belongs in the desert.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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    • taiwan_girlT Offline
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      taiwan_girl
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      #2

      I heard a comic person say,

      "I am not a vegetarian because I care about animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants!!!!"

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      • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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        Aqua Letifer
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        #3

        @catseye3 said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

        In what other aspects of your life do you apply the rationale you use to avoid a Vegan/Vegetarian lifestyle?

        I reject the premise, sorry.

        :::

        I went full vegan for 3 months. Even after the steep nutrition alternative learning curve, I felt terrible—lightheaded, weak and generally unhealthy—I constantly had diarrhea, and my shit was a green, puddinglike consistency whose odor was gargantuan in its offense.

        :::

        I eat meat for health reasons. Just not a whole lot of it. Also for health reasons.

        Please love yourself.

        MikM 1 Reply Last reply
        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

          @catseye3 said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

          In what other aspects of your life do you apply the rationale you use to avoid a Vegan/Vegetarian lifestyle?

          I reject the premise, sorry.

          :::

          I went full vegan for 3 months. Even after the steep nutrition alternative learning curve, I felt terrible—lightheaded, weak and generally unhealthy—I constantly had diarrhea, and my shit was a green, puddinglike consistency whose odor was gargantuan in its offense.

          :::

          I eat meat for health reasons. Just not a whole lot of it. Also for health reasons.

          MikM Away
          MikM Away
          Mik
          wrote on last edited by Mik
          #4

          @aqua-letifer said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

          @catseye3 said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

          In what other aspects of your life do you apply the rationale you use to avoid a Vegan/Vegetarian lifestyle?

          I reject the premise, sorry.

          :::

          I went full vegan for 3 months. Even after the steep nutrition alternative learning curve, I felt terrible—lightheaded, weak and generally unhealthy—I constantly had diarrhea, and my shit was a green, puddinglike consistency whose odor was gargantuan in its offense.

          :::

          I eat meat for health reasons. Just not a whole lot of it. Also for health reasons.

          You certainly have a way with words. 😆

          I'm a simple man. We raise 'em, we kill 'em, we eat 'em. Fuck 'em. Many of them would gladly eat you while your heart still beat without a shred of concern about your welfare. Nature, as they say, is metal.

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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            A friend of a friend posted a picture of a fox in England, with a dead cat in its mouth. It was a reaction against people who dislike fox hunting, which has been banned for a while. One of the comments was 'See, foxes aren't nice cuddly animals, they're evil!' which struck me as a particularly stupid anthropomorphism, particularly if you've ever watched a cat play with a mouse.

            Anyway, to digress, I'm with Oscar Wilde regarding British fox hunting - 'The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable'.

            I was only joking

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            • JollyJ Offline
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              Jolly
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              Ever kill a cow with a sledgehammer?

              I have.

              Tim wouldn't like me.

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              • MikM Away
                MikM Away
                Mik
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                #7

                We are much too removed from our food sources.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • MikM Mik

                  We are much too removed from our food sources.

                  JollyJ Offline
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                  Jolly
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                  #8

                  @mik said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

                  We are much too removed from our food sources.

                  Amen.

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • MikM Mik

                    We are much too removed from our food sources.

                    taiwan_girlT Offline
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                    taiwan_girl
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                    #9

                    @mik said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

                    We are much too removed from our food sources.

                    Agree.

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                    • LuFins DadL Offline
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                      LuFins Dad
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                      Will I look like an idiot if I ask who Tim Urban is?

                      The Brad

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                      • MikM Away
                        MikM Away
                        Mik
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                        Not at all. As near as I can determine he is a 7th place American Idol finalist. In other words, nobody.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • MikM Mik

                          Not at all. As near as I can determine he is a 7th place American Idol finalist. In other words, nobody.

                          Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                          @mik said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

                          Not at all. As near as I can determine he is a 7th place American Idol finalist. In other words, nobody.

                          LOL. That's a different guy entirely.

                          I was only joking

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                          • MikM Away
                            MikM Away
                            Mik
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                            #13

                            Like there's two Tim Urbans...riiight. 😆

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              jon-nyc
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                              His ‘wait but why’ blog has had some epic entries. We’ve talked about some over the years.

                              https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/the_new_coffee_room/viewtopic.php?p=1189376#p1189376

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • MikM Mik

                                Like there's two Tim Urbans...riiight. 😆

                                Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                                @mik said in More From Tim Urban: What Do YOU Do?:

                                Like there's two Tim Urbans...riiight. 😆

                                Personally, I prefer to be called Tim Urbane. It's like Brown and Browne, but it's important.

                                I was only joking

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