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Marriage of convenience.

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    George K
    wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 01:56 last edited by
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    For a while, D3 was dating this guy. He was, well, okay, but never inspired me. She lived with him for about a year or so before they broke up. They're still "friends," I guess.

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 01:58 last edited by
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      Cheaper to vacation in Brazil and rent.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        Aqua Letifer
        wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 01:58 last edited by
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        πŸ˜†

        Have fun with that shit I guess!

        Please love yourself.

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          George K
          wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 02:02 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Aqua Letifer
            wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 02:03 last edited by
            #5

            I guess he does?

            Please love yourself.

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              19 Jan 2021, 01:58

              Cheaper to vacation in Brazil and rent.

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              George K
              wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 02:05 last edited by
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              @jon-nyc said in Marriage of convenience.:

              Cheaper to vacation in Brazil and rent.

              Forwarded that one, LOL.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 02:11 last edited by
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                What. A. Mess.

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Aqua Letifer
                  wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 02:21 last edited by
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                  Lawyer.

                  (Also, yes, jon, flaming poo bags.)

                  Please love yourself.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 02:30 last edited by
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                    Apparently, ex-boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend bought this house together. Property record show that they both bought the property, but I can't find whose name is on the deed.

                    He is still living there, and his ex-girlfriend (who bought the property with him) is not.

                    Lawyer up.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      19 Jan 2021, 02:11

                      What. A. Mess.

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                      Rich
                      wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 03:03 last edited by
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                      @george-k 539D6E80-5664-4A9D-983B-43E27B2DB804.jpeg

                      Reminds me of a classic:

                      A groom breaks tradition by taking a quiet moment with his bride before their wedding...
                      He can barely get one word in before she drops to her knees and gives him the best blowjob he’s ever had.

                      Later, beaming, as he takes his place at the altar, his best man asks him why he’s so happy.

                      β€œI just got the best blow job of my life, and I’m marrying the woman who did it!” He replies...

                      Likewise, his bride comes down the aisle grinning ear to ear...

                      Her maid of honor asks her why sheβ€˜s so happy.

                      To which she replies: β€œI just gave the last blowjob of my life!”

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                        Axtremus
                        wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 04:26 last edited by
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                        Real life is not a fairy tale.
                        Every family has its own challenges.
                        The intersection of family law, property law, and immigration law is not always coherent.
                        Let's hope they did what they did with the best of intentions and every one went into it fully informed and with their own free will.

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                        • A Axtremus
                          19 Jan 2021, 04:26

                          Real life is not a fairy tale.
                          Every family has its own challenges.
                          The intersection of family law, property law, and immigration law is not always coherent.
                          Let's hope they did what they did with the best of intentions and every one went into it fully informed and with their own free will.

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                          Aqua Letifer
                          wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 04:35 last edited by
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                          @axtremus said in Marriage of convenience.:

                          Real life is not a fairy tale.
                          Every family has its own challenges.
                          The intersection of family law, property law, and immigration law is not always coherent.
                          Let's hope they did what they did with the best of intentions and every one went into it fully informed and with their own free will.

                          Please don't ever consider a counseling career.

                          Please love yourself.

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                            19 Jan 2021, 04:26

                            Real life is not a fairy tale.
                            Every family has its own challenges.
                            The intersection of family law, property law, and immigration law is not always coherent.
                            Let's hope they did what they did with the best of intentions and every one went into it fully informed and with their own free will.

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                            Friday
                            wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 06:00 last edited by
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                            @axtremus said in Marriage of convenience.:

                            Real life is not a fairy tale.
                            Every family has its own challenges.
                            The intersection of family law, property law, and immigration law is not always coherent.
                            Let's hope they did what they did with the best of intentions and every one went into it fully informed and with their own free will.

                            πŸ˜€
                            Ax, you REALLY make me laugh sometimes.

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                              Rainman
                              wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 07:17 last edited by
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                              Ax, Ax, Ax.

                              How many times have I told you to use bullet points, huh?
                              And such great points, too.

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                                19 Jan 2021, 04:35

                                @axtremus said in Marriage of convenience.:

                                Real life is not a fairy tale.
                                Every family has its own challenges.
                                The intersection of family law, property law, and immigration law is not always coherent.
                                Let's hope they did what they did with the best of intentions and every one went into it fully informed and with their own free will.

                                Please don't ever consider a counseling career.

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                                Mik
                                wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 13:22 last edited by
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                                @aqua-letifer said in Marriage of convenience.:

                                @axtremus said in Marriage of convenience.:

                                Real life is not a fairy tale.
                                Every family has its own challenges.
                                The intersection of family law, property law, and immigration law is not always coherent.
                                Let's hope they did what they did with the best of intentions and every one went into it fully informed and with their own free will.

                                Please don't ever consider a counseling career.

                                🀣

                                β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  19 Jan 2021, 04:35

                                  @axtremus said in Marriage of convenience.:

                                  Real life is not a fairy tale.
                                  Every family has its own challenges.
                                  The intersection of family law, property law, and immigration law is not always coherent.
                                  Let's hope they did what they did with the best of intentions and every one went into it fully informed and with their own free will.

                                  Please don't ever consider a counseling career.

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                                  jodi
                                  wrote on 19 Jan 2021, 14:39 last edited by
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                                  @aqua-letifer said in Marriage of convenience.:

                                  @axtremus said in Marriage of convenience.:

                                  Real life is not a fairy tale.
                                  Every family has its own challenges.
                                  The intersection of family law, property law, and immigration law is not always coherent.
                                  Let's hope they did what they did with the best of intentions and every one went into it fully informed and with their own free will.

                                  Please don't ever consider a counseling career.

                                  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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