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Goldfish. I get it.

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  • MikM Offline
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    Pro tip 2: When the fish inevitably goes belly up, do not let them see you flush it. It raises lots of uncomfortable questions about deceased relatives.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      I had a pair of goldfish while in college, George and Myrtle, named after some relatives. George jumped out of their fish bowl nearly every day, and I would check frequently to see if he needed to return to the bowl. It needed a screen over the bowl, because books blocked the air. He eventually succeeded in achieving his demise. I suspect he was trying to escape Myrtle, who was a champion at creating tremendously long strings of poo, trailing them along like a feather boa on a drag queen.

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        Typical Myrtle!

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          • brendaB brenda

            I had a pair of goldfish while in college, George and Myrtle, named after some relatives. George jumped out of their fish bowl nearly every day, and I would check frequently to see if he needed to return to the bowl. It needed a screen over the bowl, because books blocked the air. He eventually succeeded in achieving his demise. I suspect he was trying to escape Myrtle, who was a champion at creating tremendously long strings of poo, trailing them along like a feather boa on a drag queen.

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            @brenda said in Goldfish. I get it.:

            I had a pair of goldfish while in college, George and Myrtle, named after some relatives. George jumped out of their fish bowl nearly every day, ...

            Ah, George was the New Hampshire sort of gold fish.

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              @89th how has the two year old reacted to the goldfish thus far?

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                @89th how has the two year old reacted to the goldfish thus far?

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                @axtremus she gets it Friday morning. I’ll let you know! It’s one ACTIVE fish, I wouldn’t be surprised if it jumps out of the bowl before then.

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                  @catseye3 said in Goldfish. I get it.:

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                  That’s hilarious

                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                    @catseye3 said in Goldfish. I get it.:

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                    Ayup, that's the deal right there.

                    You always find the perfect ones, Cats. 😀

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                      Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

                      If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

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                      • 89th8 89th

                        Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

                        If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

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                        @89th said in Goldfish. I get it.:

                        Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

                        If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

                        A betta goldfish? You from Joisey?

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                        • brendaB brenda

                          @89th said in Goldfish. I get it.:

                          Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

                          If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

                          A betta goldfish? You from Joisey?

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                          @brenda 😂

                          Actually if it’s my 3rd it should be a gamma

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                          • 89th8 89th

                            Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

                            If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

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                            @89th What happened? Did they both jump out?

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                              Got cat?

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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              • 89th8 89th

                                Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

                                If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

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                                @89th said in Goldfish. I get it.:

                                Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

                                If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

                                Maybe the water needs to have the chlorine treated to make it safe for fishies. I use a product to treat the froggos' water. It's cheap and lasts nearly forever. I'll find a link for you. BRB

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                                  @89th said in Goldfish. I get it.:

                                  Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

                                  If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

                                  Maybe the water needs to have the chlorine treated to make it safe for fishies. I use a product to treat the froggos' water. It's cheap and lasts nearly forever. I'll find a link for you. BRB

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                                  @brenda said in Goldfish. I get it.:

                                  @89th said in Goldfish. I get it.:

                                  Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

                                  If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

                                  Maybe the water needs to have the chlorine treated to make it safe for fishies. I use a product to treat the froggos' water. It's cheap and lasts nearly forever. I'll find a link for you. BRB

                                  Here are a couple options :

                                  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004LO9KSY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_.bh7FbZPERCXY

                                  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000255MZG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_7eh7FbXCX026Y?psc=1

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                                    How to remove chlorine from tap water:
                                    https://sciencing.com/remove-chlorine-from-water-4516999.html

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                                      89th, it may be more than just chlorine in the water that needs treatment. Some of the aquarium products will do that.

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                                      • brendaB brenda

                                        89th, it may be more than just chlorine in the water that needs treatment. Some of the aquarium products will do that.

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                                        @brenda said in Goldfish. I get it.:

                                        Some of the aquarium products will do that.

                                        Just don't drink it, m'kay?

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • George KG George K

                                          @brenda said in Goldfish. I get it.:

                                          Some of the aquarium products will do that.

                                          Just don't drink it, m'kay?

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                                          @george-k
                                          You must be one of those I'll-try-anything-once guys. So how did it taste?

                                          😉

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