American cheese product

[jodi]

Velveeta and salsa heated up in the microwave make an awesomely addictive and way too salty dip for tortilla chips which you pay for big time the next day if you also drink too much beer.

[Jolly]

@Mik said in American cheese product:

Also, if you melt it with a can of Ro-Tel tomatoes and chiles it makes a great queso dip. But only if you like spicy.

Brown a pound of ground sausage and throw in there...

[Mik]

even better

[Doctor Phibes]

I feel like I've stumbled into the headquarters of a cult...

[Mik]

Fifteen years, Phibes. Fifteen years and you are just now figuring that out?

[LuFins Dad]

Notice how all of this keep circling back to beer? Beer cheese soup... Beer and queso...

[Doctor Phibes]

You need a lot of beer to dissolve American Cheese Product.

[George K]

So, I don't understand.

Is it an "American Cheese" product, as in a product related to "American Cheese?"

Or is it an "American Cheese Product" as in a product that's sorta like cheese made in America?

[Larry]

@Larry said in American cheese product:

"Cheese product" is a chemical lab test with a smidge of milk added to it. "Cheese food" is how they label real cheese.

......

[Doctor Phibes]

Real cheese would just be labeled 'cheese' in any sane world.

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in American cheese product:

sane world

Such an optimist.

[Doctor Phibes]

"Easy cheese" is another one that leaves me baffled.

I mean, who in the heck thought "Cheese is really nice, but it just requires so much effort....I know, let's put it in a freaking can!"

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in American cheese product:

"Easy cheese" is another one that leaves me baffled.

I mean, who in the heck thought "Cheese is really nice, but it just requires so much effort....I know, let's put it in a freaking can!"

A mad genius whose discoveries rival that of plutonium.

[Mik]

You are damn picky for a native of the place that eats Spotted Dick.

[Larry]

Andy eats dicks whether they have spots on them or not.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Mik said in American cheese product:

You are damn picky for a native of the place that eats Spotted Dick.

You are descended from a nation of people who don't like British food because it's too spicy and exotic, so don't start on about my spotted dicky.

[Mik]

You cannot be serious. Indians and Thais alike are impressed with how hot my daughter and I like things.

[Axtremus]

@jodi said in American cheese product:

Velveeta and salsa heated up in the microwave make an awesomely addictive and way too salty dip for tortilla chips which you pay for big time the next day if you also drink too much beer.

Is that some family wisdom passed down by family elders from generation to generation or is there a charming story behind you acquiring that wisdom?

[Doctor Phibes]

@Mik said in American cheese product:

You cannot be serious. Indians and Thais alike are impressed with how hot my daughter and I like things.

So many punchlines, so little time.

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in American cheese product:

@Mik said in American cheese product:

You cannot be serious. Indians and Thais alike are impressed with how hot my daughter and I like things.

So many punchlines, so little time.

Using the word "spicy" would have yielded fewer punchlines.

Or not.