Move to the upper midwest

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If you want hot dishes, supper clubs, and professional sports teams with decades of winning droughts…. But at least we are set up for the climate crisis and the clean drinking water fight.

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Yes! Upper Midwest ftw!

I mean just look at all that fresh water! We are also relatively immune from natural disasters like hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanoes, even, for the most part, tornadoes even though one occasionally gets through. Awesome climate in the spring and fall. Summer is usually awesome with a week or two of high temps. Winter, well, it is a quiet time, spent mostly indoors, doing things like practicing and getting better at your musical instruments, and snuggling up next to a fire with your sweetheart. What could be better than that!