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I wonder how many customers they'll lose.

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  • L Loki

    How does society deal with people that smell bad today?

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    @Loki said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

    How does society deal with people that smell bad today?

    Typically they're refused service at decent restaurants so they have to eat in places like IHOP.

    I was only joking

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      IHOP is OK

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        IHOP Sucks. Overpriced, garbage food.

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        • MikM Mik

          Who else would eat that stuff? All their breakfasts are drowned in whipped cream. ugh.

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          @Mik said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

          Who else would eat that stuff?

          Er...someone who carries a strong scent of marijuana?

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • markM mark

            IHOP Sucks. Overpriced, garbage food.

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            @mark said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

            IHOP Sucks. Overpriced, garbage food.

            I'd be fascinated to know what restaurant you're comparing it to when you call it overpriced.

            Education is extremely important.

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              IHOP's OK if you want to eat a humongous breakfast, but I'd always go to a non-chain privately owned alternative if one was available.

              I was only joking

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              • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                IHOP's OK if you want to eat a humongous breakfast, but I'd always go to a non-chain privately owned alternative if one was available.

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                @Doctor-Phibes said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                I'd always go to a non-chain privately owned alternative

                There's a place in my neighborhood that offers a two-egg any-style breakfast. When I ordered it, I was served four eggs. I asked how that happened and I was told, "Oh, that's just what we do."

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG George K

                  @Doctor-Phibes said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                  I'd always go to a non-chain privately owned alternative

                  There's a place in my neighborhood that offers a two-egg any-style breakfast. When I ordered it, I was served four eggs. I asked how that happened and I was told, "Oh, that's just what we do."

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                  @George-K said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                  @Doctor-Phibes said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                  I'd always go to a non-chain privately owned alternative

                  There's a place in my neighborhood that offers a two-egg any-style breakfast. When I ordered it, I was served four eggs. I asked how that happened and I was told, "Oh, that's just what we do."

                  They like you, George. 🙂

                  That's how that happens.

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                    They make up for it by serving minorities only one egg.

                    ...When they deign to serve them at all.

                    Education is extremely important.

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                    • HoraceH Horace

                      They make up for it by serving minorities only one egg.

                      ...When they deign to serve them at all.

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                      @Horace said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                      They make up for it by serving minorities jerks only one egg.

                      ...When they deign to serve them at all.

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                        They're actually trying to induce a coronary while you're sitting there.

                        How else do you think they make the sausages so cheap?

                        I was only joking

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                        • HoraceH Horace

                          I had the steak and eggs with pancakes a couple weeks ago in KS. Good stuff and no whipped cream in sight.

                          Fun fact about IHOP, the pancakes are served on a tiny plate almost exactly the size of the pancakes. I've decided that this is to keep customers from pouring a huge amount of syrup on them. Though lucky IHOP, in the days of COVID, they no longer have syrup carafes at the table. Now you get an ungenerous serving of syrup in a small cup. Don't look for them to quickly return to normal on that front. I bet the all you can eat syrup at the table was a margin killer for them.

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                          @Horace said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                          . I bet the all you can eat syrup at the table was a margin killer for them.

                          There’s no way they use real syrup. I’m sure it’s the fake stuff. But it still might add up

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            The supermarket shelves are filled with items labeled syrup which are not real maple syrup.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                              They beat Waffle House.

                              Licking piece of moly bread that fell in the gutter and sat there for three days beats Waffle House.

                              The Brad

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                                Yes, my experience is that Waffle House doesn't do a lot of cleaning.

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                                  They do at least run disinfectant through their coffee pots occasionally. I know this because they poured me a cup of it once when I ordered a cup.

                                  The Brad

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                                  • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                                    They do at least run disinfectant through their coffee pots occasionally. I know this because they poured me a cup of it once when I ordered a cup.

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                                    @LuFins-Dad said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                    They do at least run disinfectant through their coffee pots occasionally. I know this because they poured me a cup of it once when I ordered a cup.

                                    How did you tell the difference?

                                    Please love yourself.

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                                    • George KG George K

                                      @Doctor-Phibes said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                      I'd always go to a non-chain privately owned alternative

                                      There's a place in my neighborhood that offers a two-egg any-style breakfast. When I ordered it, I was served four eggs. I asked how that happened and I was told, "Oh, that's just what we do."

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                                      @George-K said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                      @Doctor-Phibes said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                      I'd always go to a non-chain privately owned alternative

                                      There's a place in my neighborhood that offers a two-egg any-style breakfast. When I ordered it, I was served four eggs. I asked how that happened and I was told, "Oh, that's just what we do."

                                      Owned by a cardiologist, no doubt.

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      • MikM Mik

                                        @George-K said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                        @Doctor-Phibes said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                        I'd always go to a non-chain privately owned alternative

                                        There's a place in my neighborhood that offers a two-egg any-style breakfast. When I ordered it, I was served four eggs. I asked how that happened and I was told, "Oh, that's just what we do."

                                        Owned by a cardiologist, no doubt.

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                                        @Mik said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                        @George-K said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                        @Doctor-Phibes said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                        I'd always go to a non-chain privately owned alternative

                                        There's a place in my neighborhood that offers a two-egg any-style breakfast. When I ordered it, I was served four eggs. I asked how that happened and I was told, "Oh, that's just what we do."

                                        Owned by a cardiologist, no doubt.

                                        Eggs are okay again, didn’t you know?

                                        The Brad

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                                        • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                                          They beat Waffle House.

                                          Licking piece of moly bread that fell in the gutter and sat there for three days beats Waffle House.

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                                          @LuFins-Dad said in I wonder how many customers they'll lose.:

                                          They beat Waffle House.

                                          Licking piece of moly bread that fell in the gutter and sat there for three days beats Waffle House.

                                          They don't call it Awful House for nothing...

                                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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