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    George K
    wrote on 21 Sept 2020, 22:53 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Jolly
      wrote on 21 Sept 2020, 22:54 last edited by
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      She's getting kind of old for porn movies..

      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        21 Sept 2020, 22:54

        She's getting kind of old for porn movies..

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        Axtremus
        wrote on 22 Sept 2020, 00:54 last edited by
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        @Jolly said in Stormy:

        She's getting kind of old for porn movies..

        Look up the sub-genre "granny porn".

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          taiwan_girl
          wrote on 22 Sept 2020, 01:45 last edited by
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          Always suprises me that anyone in adult films is called a "porn star". How can EVERYONE in that movie type be a star? LOL

          (I actually heard a comedian do a skit like the above, and it was much funnier from him than from me! LOL)

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            22 Sept 2020, 00:54

            @Jolly said in Stormy:

            She's getting kind of old for porn movies..

            Look up the sub-genre "granny porn".

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            Jolly
            wrote on 22 Sept 2020, 02:33 last edited by
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            @Axtremus said in Stormy:

            @Jolly said in Stormy:

            She's getting kind of old for porn movies..

            Look up the sub-genre "granny porn".

            Nope.

            Your fantasies are all your own...

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              Larry
              wrote on 22 Sept 2020, 02:41 last edited by
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              Ax sure knows a lot about porn.

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                bachophile
                wrote on 22 Sept 2020, 03:06 last edited by
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                Is she his nominee for Supreme Court bench?

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                  22 Sept 2020, 03:06

                  Is she his nominee for Supreme Court bench?

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on 22 Sept 2020, 12:50 last edited by
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                  @bachophile said in Stormy:

                  Is she his nominee for Supreme Court bench?

                  Would the court all rise?

                  I was only joking

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                  • D Doctor Phibes
                    22 Sept 2020, 12:50

                    @bachophile said in Stormy:

                    Is she his nominee for Supreme Court bench?

                    Would the court all rise?

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                    Jolly
                    wrote on 22 Sept 2020, 17:08 last edited by
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                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Stormy:

                    @bachophile said in Stormy:

                    Is she his nominee for Supreme Court bench?

                    Would the court all rise?

                    I've seen her.

                    No. Not anymore.

                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                      Doctor Phibes
                      wrote on 22 Sept 2020, 18:35 last edited by
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                      Maybe that's why he paid her off, and also didn't have sex with her.

                      I was only joking

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 22 Sept 2020, 19:16 last edited by
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                        Not that I'm particularly big on virginity, but I tend more toward the 'where no man has gone before' end of the spectrum than 'oh come, all ye faithful'.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          Larry
                          wrote on 23 Sept 2020, 05:36 last edited by Larry
                          #12

                          I bet hers is so loose and floppy she has to put duct tape on it to keep it from sucking in air when she walks.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 22 Mar 2022, 16:51 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              22 Sept 2020, 19:16

                              Not that I'm particularly big on virginity, but I tend more toward the 'where no man has gone before' end of the spectrum than 'oh come, all ye faithful'.

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 22 Mar 2022, 17:01 last edited by
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                              @Mik said in Stormy:

                              Not that I'm particularly big on virginity, but I tend more toward the 'where no man has gone before' end of the spectrum than 'oh come, all ye faithful'.

                              That's why they call me Star Trek.....

                              This guy ran I to his ex-wife in the grocery store. He was still stinging from the breakup, and spitefully said "so... how does your new husband like your used p***y?"

                              She said "once He gets passed the used part he loves it."

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                                Jolly
                                wrote on 22 Mar 2022, 17:34 last edited by
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                                @George-K said in Stormy:

                                Probably the first time she's paid to get fucked.

                                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                  22 Mar 2022, 17:34

                                  @George-K said in Stormy:

                                  Probably the first time she's paid to get fucked.

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                                  taiwan_girl
                                  wrote on 23 Mar 2022, 00:13 last edited by
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                                  @Jolly 😂

                                  😬

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 23 Mar 2022, 00:15 last edited by
                                    #17

                                    She said she'd rather go to jail than give Trump any money.

                                    OK, then.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Jolly
                                      wrote on 23 Mar 2022, 00:47 last edited by
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                                      Let's see...Considering her small measure of fame...The average porn star gets somewhere in the neighborhood of $800-$1000 per sex act. Maybe she'll do better, but she's certainly past her sell-by date.

                                      So, that's at least 300 times...Unless Mr. Soros or the like wants to bail her out...Not counting for her attorney fees, of course...

                                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                      • J Jolly
                                        23 Mar 2022, 00:47

                                        Let's see...Considering her small measure of fame...The average porn star gets somewhere in the neighborhood of $800-$1000 per sex act. Maybe she'll do better, but she's certainly past her sell-by date.

                                        So, that's at least 300 times...Unless Mr. Soros or the like wants to bail her out...Not counting for her attorney fees, of course...

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 23 Mar 2022, 00:50 last edited by
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                                        @Jolly said in Stormy:

                                        The average porn star gets somewhere in the neighborhood of $800-$1000 per sex act.

                                        I My friend wants to know how you know that.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Jolly
                                          wrote on 23 Mar 2022, 04:08 last edited by
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                                          I take Ax at his word.

                                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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