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[taiwan_girl]

Always suprises me that anyone in adult films is called a "porn star". How can EVERYONE in that movie type be a star? LOL

(I actually heard a comedian do a skit like the above, and it was much funnier from him than from me! LOL)

[Jolly]

@Axtremus said in Stormy:

@Jolly said in Stormy:

She's getting kind of old for porn movies..

Look up the sub-genre "granny porn".

Nope.

Your fantasies are all your own...

[Larry]

Ax sure knows a lot about porn.

[bachophile]

Is she his nominee for Supreme Court bench?

[Doctor Phibes]

@bachophile said in Stormy:

Is she his nominee for Supreme Court bench?

Would the court all rise?

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Stormy:

@bachophile said in Stormy:

Is she his nominee for Supreme Court bench?

Would the court all rise?

I've seen her.

No. Not anymore.

[Doctor Phibes]

Maybe that's why he paid her off, and also didn't have sex with her.

[Mik]

Not that I'm particularly big on virginity, but I tend more toward the 'where no man has gone before' end of the spectrum than 'oh come, all ye faithful'.

[Larry]

I bet hers is so loose and floppy she has to put duct tape on it to keep it from sucking in air when she walks.

[George K]

[Larry]

@Mik said in Stormy:

Not that I'm particularly big on virginity, but I tend more toward the 'where no man has gone before' end of the spectrum than 'oh come, all ye faithful'.

That's why they call me Star Trek.....

This guy ran I to his ex-wife in the grocery store. He was still stinging from the breakup, and spitefully said "so... how does your new husband like your used p***y?"

She said "once He gets passed the used part he loves it."

[Jolly]

[taiwan_girl]

[George K]

She said she'd rather go to jail than give Trump any money.

OK, then.

[Jolly]

Let's see...Considering her small measure of fame...The average porn star gets somewhere in the neighborhood of $800-$1000 per sex act. Maybe she'll do better, but she's certainly past her sell-by date.

So, that's at least 300 times...Unless Mr. Soros or the like wants to bail her out...Not counting for her attorney fees, of course...

[George K]

@Jolly said in Stormy:

The average porn star gets somewhere in the neighborhood of $800-$1000 per sex act.

I My friend wants to know how you know that.

[Jolly]

I take Ax at his word.