The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

[LuFins Dad]

Andrew

https://wtop.com/world/2025/10/king-charles-iii-will-evict-prince-andrew-from-his-royal-residence-and-strip-his-titles-palace-says/

[Horace]

Threw him under the double decker. Getting so you can't be a soulless hedonist anymore.

[jon-nyc]

Also gone are honors that include Order of the Garter and status as Knight Grand Cross of the Victorian Order Secret

[Doctor Phibes]

Giving "honors" to some guy who just happened to be born into the family is bloody stupid at best, never mind the bloody mansion.

[Renauda]

As I posted elsewhere…

I wonder if HRH Charles III gave consideration to ordering a butt of malmsey wine for his now all but attaindered younger brother?

[Doctor Phibes]

A red hot poker up the arse would be my preference.

[LuFins Dad]

Full credit to @AndyD as he nailed this joke week’s before I did…

https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/349971

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes said in The Artist Formerly Known as Prince:

A red hot poker up the arse would be my preference.

I seem to think that form of execution was reserved for a deposed monarch at the behest of his vengeful consort and her power hungry lover.

[AndyD]

I've had enough of the Widsor/SaxeCoburg&Gotha family.
Time to downgrade the whole 5h1tcircus and make better use of all the 'crown estate'. Sandringham, Balmoral and Highgrove, the London residences.

The rate society now changes, in two generations they'll be more or less forgotten.

[NobodySock]

If Andrew was smart, he'd move to America and Trump would crown him Prince again I'm sure. Wonder if the two ever tag teamed on the island.