The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

[LuFins Dad]

Andrew

https://wtop.com/world/2025/10/king-charles-iii-will-evict-prince-andrew-from-his-royal-residence-and-strip-his-titles-palace-says/

[Horace]

Threw him under the double decker. Getting so you can't be a soulless hedonist anymore.

[jon-nyc]

Also gone are honors that include Order of the Garter and status as Knight Grand Cross of the Victorian Order Secret

[Doctor Phibes]

Giving "honors" to some guy who just happened to be born into the family is bloody stupid at best, never mind the bloody mansion.

[Renauda]

As I posted elsewhere…

I wonder if HRH Charles III gave consideration to ordering a butt of malmsey wine for his now all but attaindered younger brother?

[Doctor Phibes]

A red hot poker up the arse would be my preference.

[LuFins Dad]

Full credit to @AndyD as he nailed this joke week’s before I did…

https://nodebb.the-new-coffee-room.club/post/349971

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes said in The Artist Formerly Known as Prince:

A red hot poker up the arse would be my preference.

I seem to think that form of execution was reserved for a deposed monarch at the behest of his vengeful consort and her power hungry lover.