So I got served this ad...

[jon-nyc]

First of all, Fuck You Google Ads.

But secondly, I doubt that particular senior needs to do chair yoga. Looks like he hangs out on muscle beach.

[Mik]

Haahahaha.

I refuse to do chair exercises. Not necessary. Plus they say you can transform your body in a month sitting on your ass. Please.

[Renauda]

@Mik

Plus they say you can transform your body in a month sitting on your ass. Please.

It’s my experience that high sodium, fats and sugar snacks can already do that very effectively.

[Mik]

And beer. Don't forget beer.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Mik said in So I got served this ad...:

And beer. Don't forget beer.

Beer forces you to get out of your seat and walk regularly, so I consider it a health food.

[Mik]

There is that I suppose.

[Renauda]

The accompanying snacks described above ought to offset any of the benefits beer offers in the form of regular walks to the fridge or lavatory..

[jon-nyc]

Yes but still. Beer.

[Tom-K]

Beer. Been there, done that.

[jon-nyc]

Lately I’ve been drinking Athletic IPA. Non alcoholic. Tastes perfect you wouldn’t know it’s NA (unless you have 4-5 of them then you’d know).

[Mik]

I like that product too. Very tasty. The lower alcohol wines are getting better and better too. Whites, anyway. Haven't tried any reds.

[brenda]

Go ahead and send me all your bourbons, because those are clearly not low alcohol. I am very willing to help support you in your low alcohol lifestyle.

[Axtremus]

@brenda said in So I got served this ad...:

Go ahead and send me all your bourbons, because those are clearly not low alcohol.

Or, if the objective is to enjoy low alcohol drinks, mix the bourbons with your other favorite beverages. E.g., mix brandy with Korean ginseng drink, sake with white grape juice, bourbon with boba milk tea.

[Mik]

Ugh. Bourbon was not meant to be consumed any way but neat or on the rocks.

[Renauda]

@jon-nyc said in So I got served this ad...:

Lately I’ve been drinking Athletic IPA. Non alcoholic. Tastes perfect you wouldn’t know it’s NA (unless you have 4-5 of them then you’d know).

I have switched to Guinness 0. Although I like it as is, I sometimes mix it with other dark ale “near beers”. Results are generally pleasing as well.

[Axtremus]

@Mik said in So I got served this ad...:

Bourbon was not meant to be consumed any way but neat or on the rocks.

Challenge accepted.

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@Renauda said in So I got served this ad...:

@jon-nyc said in So I got served this ad...:

Lately I’ve been drinking Athletic IPA. Non alcoholic. Tastes perfect you wouldn’t know it’s NA (unless you have 4-5 of them then you’d know).

I have switched to Guinness 0. Although I like it as is, I sometimes mix it with other dark ale “near beers”. Results are generally pleasing as well.

Never heard of it, but I bet a zero Guinness is pretty tasty. Heck the beer by itself is one of the healthier ones out there...like already half the calories as beers of the same style/ABV.

[Mik]

@Axtremus said in So I got served this ad...:

@Mik said in So I got served this ad...:

Bourbon was not meant to be consumed any way but neat or on the rocks.

Challenge accepted.

You are treading on Philistine territory there.